The Ornn-Meister

My issue is that Ornn the most valuable of champions and probably the best that riot has released does not have the legendary skin he deserves. What skin you may ask? Oatmeal Ornn. That's right Oatmeal... Ornn. Think about it, his pillar will be a box of oatmeal, his ult could be either a giant mouth or a bowl of oatmeal, the latter probably would be better, and everytime he stuns someone he could shout EAT YOUR OATMEAL! Think about how awesome this skin would be and not only does it have a comical and badass effect it also has a great effect on leading the many people who play league of legends to lead lives with a more nutritional breakfast! You'd be helping the world of gamers get healthier and boy do they need it! Who needs salt when you have oatmeal? Thank you for listening.