Anchorman Nautilus

NiGHTS Noob·Oct 9, 2015·101 votes·3,169 views

Why is this Naut a thing?

You have Forecast Janna, follow that up with Anchorman Naut, it'd be hilarious. Have him in a suit over his suit and make the anchor a big tripod camera or something. New quotes like "The enemy experienced a ferocious Riptide today." and "How will Naut buying Frozen Heart impact the game? Find out this and more at the next teamfight."

For his recall he could sit down at a desk and fix his suit and wig just before going live or something.

Come on, it'd be great.

I'll be perfectly honest though, if I were to try and give you a concept sketch I'd probably just GIMP a picture of an actual suit onto Naut's art so I'm gonna spare you that for now. Maybe later.

27 Comments

rebound2Oct 10, 201526 votes

Did someone call?

http://i.imgur.com/v5ZErsn.jpg

Shield VillainOct 10, 20153 votes

Where's his wig and mustache?

rebound2Oct 10, 20156 votes

http://i.imgur.com/RLovJYG.jpg

Shield VillainOct 10, 20152 votes

You can't be an anchorman without fabulous hair and a mustache. That's like saying you can be an astronaut without a space suit.

Hex VeilerOct 10, 201520 votes

We could even complete the RGN team: Ekko Journalist Ekko (cause he can get to where the latest story will be before it happens) Anchorman Nautilus Jayce Cameraman Jayce (occasionally films himself) Draven Primetime Draven Janna Forcaster Janna

DunneyrOct 10, 20153 votes

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Cameraman Jayce (occasionally films himself)

Sorry but this skin is for Bard to have.

HentRexOct 10, 20151 votes

Yes because everyone knows the camera guy is the quiet weirdo who eats lunch all by himself. :)

RalanrOct 10, 20151 votes

Reporter Jax.

LuggOct 10, 201511 votes

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/56691230.jpg

DragonSheaOct 10, 20151 votes

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HAHAHA!!!

EnderizedOct 9, 20152 votes

lol - although i already own one Naut skin it'll be so much fun xD I would get one :3

RasCaelestisOct 10, 20151 votes

I've got three and I'd still get this. Nautilus is one of my favourite champions in the game, and by my last count, he's my most-played. He's a lot of fun and super-versatile. I've played him in every lane and in every role. Yes, even ADC Naut, though that was an AI game so I'm not sure if that counts. :D

EnderizedOct 10, 20151 votes

played him as support again after a long time-

i guess 1/0/18 or something like was a good score so far- enemys surrendered at 20 or aroung that 'magical' number :D

mye PPOct 9, 20152 votes

We all know the anchor would be a massive microphone.

NiGHTS NoobOct 9, 20156 votes

I was thinking that too, but really Anchormen almost never have microphones, they're more for correspondents then people in the studio. As such they usually end up talking into a boom mic, which I suppose could make for a decent anchor replacement.

OyddAWqJ5rOct 10, 20151 votes

Exactly! The boom mike can make the shape too (he'd be holding the stand for it)! It'd be a really thick boom mike stand lmao.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/musical-instruments/detail-page/mus7701b_img3.jpg

Every hit would make a thump sound as if someone was patting a microphone. :D

W amplifies the bass on the microphone which amps out to apply the DoT in the AoE

Q... hm. There could be a cord attached to it. Or maybe yeah he could have a battery on his back and the cord is plugged into it and wrapped around his arm.

E would be lights shooting up around him

R is the limelight! There'd be a light shining down on the target and a light shining down on Naut that then travels along with the depth charge!

SkelenthOct 10, 20152 votes

Screw all this! His anchor is the desk

OyddAWqJ5rOct 11, 20151 votes

That actually kinda makes sense. Those desks do have the shape, but the "anchor's handle" itself is the problem. Idk how u'd do that. :s

KrizalidOct 10, 20152 votes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7jXSvQl4qE Summoners Rift with these skins. Oh my, just imagine it.

DrProfVibeCheckOct 10, 20152 votes

His taunt should be: "A good newscaster knows how to hook their audience in!"

TheLastShadow45Oct 9, 20151 votes

So I'm not the only one who thinks this should be a thing.

High5Oct 10, 20151 votes

Yeah man! Naut would definitely need a stache too.

BoxpencilOct 10, 20151 votes

That first pun in the beginning got meh.

NautSupportingUOct 10, 20151 votes

Make it a thing rito please

RalanrOct 10, 20151 votes

Totally needs a topea (I can't spell).

MtnDewshOct 11, 20151 votes

I love it! The anchor could be replaced with a giant news camera with a long cord.

SaphixiaOct 11, 20151 votes

What about if forecast janna and anchorman nautilus are both on the same team, the minions become news room people exmpl. Casters with microphones, siege minions as cameramen etc.