Urf Tahm Kench: How Not To Skin

Out of all the Draven day skins that were announced, which are fairly all very well made one stuck out as the most disappointing, which is Urf Tahm Kench. This is his first non-release skin and Rito pulled an Academy Ekko on the Kench. However, (if possible) there are ways to improve the skin. Exhibit A. The Vaco-Gun 3000. Now 30% more aerodynamic! I was thinking of instead of Kench devouring with his W. He instead sucks them up and shoots them back out giving off an explosion to indicate the AoE. When you use you're W. On an enemy champion, it begins to overheat and smoke-up, ultimately spewing them and a small smoke effect with it. When used on allied champions, the mini gun begins to catch a flame and this causes Kench to be startled and run faster than he usually would. Another idea that could be instated would effect his passive. As is, the 3 stack indicator shows a fish and after 3 hits the fish begins to chomp wildly, but what about for the Urf skin? Simple. First attack/Q: normal manatee in a bronze color. Second attack/Q: Higher self-esteemed manatee in a silver color. And Third attack/Q: Flexing gold manatee uncontrollably showing off those biceps. Lastly, in the topic of his Ult/Recall I was thinking he rips a hole in space and time with his gold spatula to leave through a gold portal on the other side. I hope this was helpful or at least that Rito would take this as a recommendation rather than a rant, mainly because I love playing Tahm Kench.