Why are there no ugly, fat or scary female champions?

Fiç·Nov 4, 2017·3 votes·2,522 views

All the female champions are pretty, cute and sexy, but I think it would be cool to have a fat, ugly or scary champion that is a female. You have Gragas, Urgot, Alistar, Tahm Kench, compared to the female champions Annie, Sivir, Riven and Morgana whom all are pretty. I think the game needs an ugly female champion, not a cute anime Annie looking champion. A fat dangerous women, might be the sister to one of the male champions mentioned before. If you are interested in this please contact me, I would be happy to help to tell you what I think you should include if you make a fat, ugly or and scary female champion.

Thank you!

28 Comments

Violet FieldsNov 4, 20177 votes

RekSai

MatthewRT2Nov 4, 20172 votes

idky people forget that rek'sai is a girl

NaqelNov 4, 20172 votes

Which is precisely what's wrong about it, and makes it not count. It can be anything, there's no way to tell from behavior, mechanics, or appearance and no significance to it.

We need a proper dried up old hag, a monster that's monstrous in it's allure, and a revenant more ghastly than Calista.

BoNaFiDeOuTkAsTNov 4, 20171 votes

Lmao!

Didn't know that. It's probably because she's a bug so no one thinks of gender... she doesn't lay any eggs either... and Rek'sai sounds like a boys name. But now I know. :)

zrWQMdGHtYNov 4, 20172 votes

Guess you never saw Kalista or Talya... or the squid lady... or Vi on that matter...

edit: forgot Rek Sai...

edit2:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--DsXZqKfa--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/bx2najvshc2fx5uqqwji.jpg

SplitgripsNov 4, 20172 votes

hold up.. Taliyah <--- this is sexy https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3Knbo03iOMM/hqdefault.jpg Adorable

https://static.lolwallpapers.net/2016/03/56e3dd2eb36ea-932x620.jpg give me a few drinks and i will fertilize some eggs.

But the following.. this face is busted https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/a/a2/Evelynn_OriginalSkin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170930024501

zrWQMdGHtYNov 4, 20171 votes

im not drunk enough to talk about it.

ZackTheWaffleManJul 26, 20181 votes

{quoted}

give me a few drinks and i will fertilize some eggs.

weak, I need no drinks

Stacie KNov 4, 20172 votes

Every time I see a thread like this...no one ever mentions Illaoi . Yea, she's a she.

zrWQMdGHtYNov 4, 20171 votes

I mentioned her :x

Stacie KNov 4, 20171 votes

I meant the op.

zrWQMdGHtYNov 4, 20171 votes

Dont mind OP. he's just trying to start a flame war.

BoNaFiDeOuTkAsTNov 4, 20171 votes

She's not ugly. Just...

...different.

FloRaider42Nov 4, 20172 votes

"Ugly": RekSai and Anivia aren't exactly pretty. Which male champions are ugly btw?

"Fat": With all that movement a champion makes it seems odd for a champion to have a lot of weight. Gragas constantly chugs alcohol and even he has some decent muscles going on.

"Scary": Kalista , Elise or Evelynn have "scary" thematics.

Chembaron YamadaNov 5, 20171 votes

Ugly male champs: DrMundo Kassadin Singed Urgot

BoNaFiDeOuTkAsTNov 5, 20172 votes

Mudno, Kassadin and Urgot don't count as ugly. They might be sexy to their own kind, other monsters or freaks of nature.

I think Singed might be full human. So he has no excuse. He just needs an extreme makeover and he'll be sexy. Trust me... if a beauty salon can't make you good looking... then you ugly!

PartybringerNov 4, 20171 votes

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BoNaFiDeOuTkAsTNov 4, 20171 votes

You mean a female gragas?

Just give Gragas a Pool Party Bikini skin. ;p

SEKAINov 4, 20171 votes

Anivia Evelynn Illaoi Kalista RekSai Zyra (Zyra's human form is a corpse, she's a plant)

Just because the game doesn't have a fat female champ, it doesn't mean there aren't intimidating, ugly or scary. There are only 1 real fat male champ anyway, Urgot is also muscular now.

BoNaFiDeOuTkAsTNov 5, 20171 votes

Zyra being a corpse doesn't really make her ugly. Sylvanas Windrunner is still bangin'. Kalista doesn't seem too bad. Especially Victorious Kalista. Maybe that's the virgin in me tho. ;p I also have a thing for badass women.

stone the blacksNov 5, 20171 votes

ok but for a person to be battle ready they have to be ripped under the fat like gragas [the dude hauls around his 700 lbs self with 40 lbs keg of ale] or use magic/physical modification

BoNaFiDeOuTkAsTNov 5, 20171 votes

In all fairness, no one watches a movie to watch the ugliest people in the world.

Everyone wants someone sexy. Scarlet Johansson. Tom Cruise. Mila Kunis. Will Smith. Gal Gadot. etc...

League is no different. :)

orcthotJul 26, 20181 votes

We all already know exactly why this is.

People arguing that some of the male champs mentioned aren't necessarily ugly know exactly what we mean and are just deflecting from the real point.

GIMME UGLY GIRLOS YOU COWARDS

AlienPrimateJul 26, 20181 votes

How in your mind is Cassiopeia not scary?

The DrBonjigolloJul 27, 20181 votes

Mostly cause her huge boobs are only a couple inches away from her face and anybody who's read Monster Musume is not turned off from the snake half of her body. Tbh reading her lore she isn't even that scary, she betrayed Sivir sure, but after that she basically became the Batman of Noxus.