Optometrist Vel'Koz
After playing Vel'Koz for the first time a few months ago, I fell in love. His disintegrating charm just makes you want to melt into a puddle. Since he's such a tender caregiver, I thought that he would make a good optometrist. Because he's an eye doctor.
Ask about Lasik and you'll get half off! This offer is void after one treatment per subject, erm... patient.

Note: image best appreciated at full resolution. (Or at least as high as they'd let me upload) Just click or tap on it. http://i.imgur.com/2gZx2YD.png
(cropped it)
Doctor I have a problem
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