Optometrist Vel'Koz

Apsitively·11/7/2015, 9:30:38 AM·39 votes·3,377 views

After playing Vel'Koz for the first time a few months ago, I fell in love. His disintegrating charm just makes you want to melt into a puddle. Since he's such a tender caregiver, I thought that he would make a good optometrist. Because he's an eye doctor.

Ask about Lasik and you'll get half off! This offer is void after one treatment per subject, erm... patient.

Velkoz

Note: image best appreciated at full resolution. (Or at least as high as they'd let me upload) Just click or tap on it. http://i.imgur.com/2gZx2YD.png

(cropped it)

18 Comments

Mister Sunglow11/7/2015, 12:39:38 PM21 votes

He must be an expert in "laser" eye surgery. Velkoz Velkoz Velkoz

Mordepool11/7/2015, 11:31:26 AM10 votes

Add that to the surgeon, nurse and MD. Skin line

Shield Villain11/8/2015, 1:46:08 AM8 votes

LeeSin Doctor I have a problem Velkoz What seems to be the problem? LeeSin My vision hasn't improved after having the surgery. Velkoz Go on LeeSin And now I uncontrollably shoot lasers out of my eyes from time to time. Velkoz Well, you did say you wanted Laser Eye Surgery.

Zastie11/7/2015, 7:27:54 PM7 votes

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(...) This offer is void after (...)

+1 my fine gentleman.

ValuedCustomer11/7/2015, 7:02:25 PM7 votes

Now do a Proctologist Vel'Koz.

Optometrists don't get "engrossed over anal".

Sulghunter11/7/2015, 9:11:22 PM6 votes

How about...

Gynecologist Vel'Koz?

Yes, I think I've been on the internet too much.

FatedWolf11/7/2015, 5:47:17 PM2 votes

Yes. Just yes.

Was his first patient Brand ?

Robo2311/7/2015, 9:51:21 AM2 votes

I accept this image

ingrid bergman11/7/2015, 5:08:02 PM1 votes

I would rather have Santa'Koz