Exterminator Darius

I want to recommend a skin where Darius walks around in a bug exterminator uniform and carries a fly swatter. The passive bleed would make it where flies would start to fly around the champion you hurt. His e he would spin and hit people with the side of the fly swatter. (So if you were closer to him you would be hit by the handle). His w would make a cloud of gas go around his ax. Then his e he would swoop them in with the flimsy top of the fly swatter. Then for his r (his ult) he would jump up and swat the enemy.