What if hank hill were in the League?

Hank Hill

Passive: Beer Belly: drinking health pots/eating snacks permanently increases armor by one. maxes at 100 stacks.

Q: pocket sand: stuns opponent for short time and leaves them blinded for a slightly longer time

W: Damnit Bobby!: Yells damnit bobby at target champion, regardless of champs actual name. roots and silences opponent for short time.

E: Bigger in Texas: every 3rd auto attack has increased range and deals aoe damage.

R: PROPANE! : Hank tosses propane tank a short distance massively damaging anyone near it and pushing enemies away from the tank