Graffiti Singed

Have you ever played Singed and thought that he could be just a little more... Troll? Of course not! Because you're a decent-ish person! I HOWEVER AM NOT.

So without anymore delay I present to you filthy casuls Graffiti Singed! But what's that you ask?

"oP!?!? WtF IS ThiS GraFFiTI SinGEd?!?!?" -- LoLICantReadMoreThanThreeLines

Calm your Doritos stained neckbeards, because I'm about to enlighten your sorry rears.

EXHIBIT ONE: SINGED HIMSELF:

• Singed has picked himself up some new swagar from the local Zaunite Thrift shop, and now has himself a kickass Hooded jacket to make himself look gangsta as FUCK. His balding ass head is now adorned with with a baseball cap, donning the glorious letters #YOLO, Truly a wise way to live out his 30 second lives on the rift between split pushes and death. He's dropped that boring old jar he used to haul around for shits and giggles and now has a single strap dufflebag stuffed to the brim with spray paint cans for even MORE shits and giggles. He's ditched his shield for a sporting skateboard to piss off some dirty Piltys by draining and then skating in their pools, take that Caitlyn. That's not all, as he has finally made a positive life choice for himself, (And the rest of us) by now actually putting on a goddamned pair of pants. These Baggy Cargo pants truly shout to the world: "HEY! I'M AN ASSHAT!" AND LAST BUT ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT BUFF TO HIS KIT, Singed has now equipped a pair of motherfucking Reebok Pumps.

EXHIBIT TWO: SINGED'S YELLING AT YOU:

• DEAR GOD It's like Nunu Bot and Dunkmaster Darius had a love child. The Mad Chemist has embraced his inner 12 year old on X-Box live, And will now shout profanity and insults at you whenever possible. Many glorious new quotes include but are not limited to:

_ "YOU CALL THAT TONS OF DAMAGE?"_

"YOU COULDN'T SCRATCH THE EXPOSED CLEAVAGE OF SONA WITH THAT HIT"

"LET ME PAINT A MURAL DEDICATED TO HOW MUCH YOU SUCK"

"GIT GUD SCRUB"

And so much more. Also, /L no longer interrupts moving, so have fun endless agony with that.

I vote that we get VVVortic to voice this challenjor level dialogue.

EXHIBIT THREE: SPELLS N' ANIMATIONS:

• Your hate boner might be raging at rock hard bursting capacity by now, BUT THE RIDE HAS ONLY BEGUN So take your mouse off of the god damn comment box and sit your ass back down, we still have plenty more stupid 3 AM ideas to go over.

• THE Q: Singed leaves behind a trail of Graffiti in his masterfully artistic wake, covering walls, the ground, even minions themselves in pure unfiltered 100% poisonous and non-recyclable spray paint. Unfortunately, Riot AHEM COUGH COUGH Sorry, RITO, hates artistic geniuses like Singed, and have made the paint only last several seconds before disappearing.

• THE W: Singed has PERFECTED the art of tagging, even to the point of being able to tag the ground from several feet away. the sick decal Singed paints each time is a different one out of 10 total.

• THE E: Nothing much to change here folks, EXCEPT SINGED NOW DOES IT WITH HIS BARE HANDS BE FIRST GRABBING YOUR SORRY ASS AND TOSSING IT OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE SOME BRONZE ELO PUBS.

• THE R: OOHHH BABY, Now we're getting into the good stuff! Singed has prepared his entire life for this moment, and in one hell of a high off of the fumes of his own aerosol spray paint, he hops on his skateboard and HAULS ASS over to your carry to place them directly into his team. His wicked skillz show as clear as the bronze shine on your jungler's 2nd gank in 20 minutes as HE WILL KICK FLIP YOUR SHIT UP AND DOWN THE RIFT. Singed's skills have become so advanced that he has learned how to fling your 14 CS ADC out of the crib of your 15/3/0 Support with a god damned ollie.

• RECALL: Singed uses power of the gathered hatred from his friends and foes alike to summon a god damn half-pipe to shred some Beastly combos while sippin on some DR Pepper, you know, the only drink for a REAL GOD DAMNED MAD SCIENTIST.