General (High Commander?) Heimerdinger

So I was in an ARAM with some friends and I landed Heim and while we where taking down one of the enemy turrets I had a thought that they suggested I submit. So here it is. General, or High Commander I can't decide, Heimerdinger! Heim would wear a military overcoat studded with numerous awards and in one hand be holding a walkie and the other an officers sword. Many of his spoken sentences would become patriotic phrases. His abilities would become...

Turrets become Yordles H-28G Evolution Turret becomes a light Yordle gunner nest. Appearing as a sandbagged gunner position with a Yordle behind the trigger. The laser beam becomes a rapid-fire barrage.

H-28Q Apex Turret becomes an air dropped Yordle anti-infantry gun. A massive quad barreled turret with a crazy Yordle gunner.

The micro-rockets become a swarm of Yordles who appear and fire off machine gun bursts with the Rocket swarm obviously being rapid fire.

CH-2 Electron Storm Grenade and the CH-3X both become artillery strikes with the CH-2 obviously being one shot while the CH-3X becomes a salvo of artillery fire.