Pooporan

So I was thinking to myself... What champion do we not have yet... Then it came to me instantly. Poop. Well you might be think, WTF this guy is stupid. But you won't say that again after you see my HD 10/10 quality drawing of what Pooporan should look like.

His Q is Poop Throw He basically throws a piece of himself at the enemy. Its cool down is 5/4/3/2/1 And does 100/200/300/400/999 Damage. This is not broken (Consider Fiora or any juggernaut.) His W is Melt He melts into a liquid and is invunerable for 10 seconds. CD is 19/18/17/16/15 Dmg is 100/125/150/176/200 and He heals 33% of the the damage dealt and Pooporan gains blobs of poop than make him bigger. His E is Mega Fart He sends out a adhesive that damages all enemies on the map CD is 9/8/7/6/5 Dmg is 60/70/80/90/100 His R is Force Touch When he presses one button, all enemies are sent to Pooporan and are forced to touch him for 10 seconds, dealing dmg. CD is 180/120/60 Dmg is 1000/2000/3000

I honestly think this is a very balanced champion, if considering all the "balance" Riot has brought to the tableCOUGH DARIUS, FIORA, RIVEN, YASUO, TRYNDAMERE, JAX, RENGAR, KHA ZIX, EKKO, TAHM KENCH