LOOK AT DIS SHIT

CHAMPION: 420-DANK-POON-SLAYER

ROLE: EVERYWHERE

BASIC ATTACKS: SMACKS DA SHIT OUT'CHU WITH HIS 10 FOOT JOINT

ABILITIES: PASSIVE: FUCKS SHIT UP -DOES DAMAGE EQUAL TO NASUS Q WITH 9,999 STACKS AND RESETS IN- .1 SECONDS ** Q:** SMOKES JOINT -BECOMES IMUNE TO ALL DAMAGE FOR 60 MINUTES AND FUCKS UP EVERY JUNGLE MONSTER THEN EATS ALL YOUR FOOD- .1 SECOND COOLDOWN

W: 360 FUCKIN NO SCOPE -360 NO SCOPES THE FUCK OUT OF THE ENEMY TEAMS PC AND GIVES THEM A VIRUS WHERE MLG AIRHORNS PLAY 24/7- .1 SECOND COOLDOWN

**E: SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY **-EVERY ONE GETS HIGH AND THEN DIES EXCEPT YOU- .2 SECOND COOLDOWN

R: PIMP SLAP -SLAP YO HOE AND GET MONAAAAY, DEALS 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-5 SECOND COOLDOWN ** CHAMPION MODEL:** LOOKS SEXY AF, HES GOT TWO HOES AT HIS SIDE, HE WEARS A CAPE MADE OF TEEMO ASS FUR (VERY HARD TO OBTAIN), HAS A 10 FOOT JOINT IN ONE HAND AND A PIMP CANE IN THE OTHER, WEARS A SUIT MADE OF JESUS TEARS, DEM SHOES ON POINT, HIS HEAD IS A PYRAMID WITH ONE EYE AND HAS A TOP HAT THE SIZE OF CHO'GATHS MOM. PERFECT FOR HEADING INTO A WAR ZONE, DANK APPROVED.

I WORKED FOR YEARS ON THIS CHAMP, I SPENT DAY AND NIGHT WORKING ON HIS ABILITIES, TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING BALANCED AS I COULD. I KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA SAY, "HES WAY TOO WEAK TO BE PAIRED UP AGAINST THE MOST BALANCED CHAMPS SUCH AS AKALI, ZED, TEEMO, EKKO, KATARINA, ANNIE, MASTER YI, AND MANY MANY MORE..." BUT HE AINT GOT TIME FO DAT SHIT SO HE FUCKS EM UP ANYWAY.

THANKS FOR LOOKING AT MY CHAMP RITO