*STORYTIME* Me, RIOT Stonkypac and RIOT Jackregardos created a story
So after ''RIOT Stonkypac'' recover my hacked account we sent a few random emails to each other and he mentioned that he enjoyed playing Nocturne. So as an ADC main I knew how it feels to play against good nocturnes and just for fun I decided to write a few sentences without thinking or expecting it to be turned into a full story :D So ''RIOT Stonkypac'' decided to play along and continued from these sentences and piece by piece we started writing this so called story :D towards the end, he could not accompany me anymore so his colleague ''RIOT Jackregardos'' took over, and he instantly adapted to the situation and continued the story. I'm really glad this actually happened, it was an amazing experience, so I want to thank both of them and I hope whoever reads it will enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it with these 2 amazing people (warning, it's pretty long so bring yourselves some tea and make yourselves comfortable) . . . . Lights around me turn dim and faintly from far away I hear.................................................... DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I don't know what it is and I don't want to ! I start running in a direction away from the sound, but I can't see where I'm going. I hit a huge rock and trip over it, my leg is bleeding and the sound it gets louder by seconds and suddenly everything goes silent. I take a moment to catch my breath and here I see it, nothing but shining white eyes. I realized, this is the end for me. My head starts spinning and I faint, but just before my mind goes blank I hear it... LIGHTING THE WAY !!!!!
The creature of darkness, the eternal nightmare appears to be interrupted by some unwanted guests. Hmm....mumbling something about young annoying humans , who dares interfering with the Darkness?! Oh damn...the rain of missiles , the sky so bright. I can see now..the blue hair, the crazy eyes. It's evil itself! The crazed demon with an entire artillery at it's disposal. Is this it? Is this the last time I lay my shadow upon the Fields of Justice? As I drop on the ground , trying to deflect all the bullets, a swing in the air catches my ears. An acrobatic jump and there I see her, standing on her engineered mechanic legs right in front of me, throwing her cold gaze upon the young chaos-maker. What will happen now?
With her legs as sharp as Master Yi's blade, she dives straight onto the Havoc maker. mid air she can hear sirens and there it is, The pink haired justice seeker grabs Camille with her Metal fists, throws her to the ground. -Sorry love, but she's mine !
As Camille tries to get out of Vi's metal grip she gets pinned down to the ground once again with a net that even her balde sharp legs can't cut. -Meet the long gun of the law.
Oh my, the other annoying Champion with dyed hair! To Vi, every problem is just another brick wall to punch through with her gigantic hextech gauntlets, isn't it? Camille simply lays there, staring at Vi , calmly stating: "Mmm, it's like looking into a crude, boorish mirror." Using her Hookshot, she pulls herself to a nearby rock and leaps into the shadows. The bushes behind Vi start moving and a rusty yellow head reveals itself , with 2 white eyes.
After a brief moment, the yellow rusty bucket head emerges from the bushes and throws his hand at VI, just as VI notices it, a bald man with huge biceps and a surprisingly fantastic moustache jumps in, with his shield of a door and saves VI from her doom.
Caitlyn on the other hand notices Jinx escaping and tries to chase her, but Lux blocks her path with her ''Lucent singularity''. Caitlyn enraged turns back and throws a cupcake at Lux's face.... ''it's not very effective'' and just as lux manages to clean the frosting from her face she freezes in place when she hears Caitlyn saying: got you in my sights !
Oh, dear Lux, member of the prestigious family of Crownguards , destined for absolute greatness is brought to her knees by...a cupcake. Caitlyn aims and releases the bullet. Just as it is about to hit Lux , a magical Eye of the Storm surrounds her, block the bullet. Janna descends into the Fields of Justice, gently wiping the cupcake remains from Lux's forehead. As the dust settles, a wild Butcher Olaf comes in the action, swinging his Axe while everyone is looking at him in shock. He whistles and from the bushes jumps Leona, carrying cough , her team , cough a fully equipped barbecue and she proceeds to placing it in the middle of the lane. Olaf throws his axe towards Vi, shouting like a mad man: "Just getting rid of that metal, and you'll make a fine steak!"
As Olaf charges towards VI the ground starts shaking below his feet and a loud rumbling noise can be heard, Olaf stops and so does the shaking, a few seconds later....
Rek'sai emerges from the ground and swallows Olaf whole. everyone around are watching in horror while Rek'sai is looking for another prey. Everyone realizes that the only way to take down the beast would be to team up...
"Fear not ambush from the hills, nor winged beasts from the skies. The true terror of Shurima comes from the sand, and gives no warning of her presence." As Rek'sai is staying in the middle of the lane gazing at the petrified Champions, a Boomerang Blade suddenly hits her in the back. She angrily turns around only to see Sivir smiling at her. The Battle Mistress appears to be not impressed by the nightmare of the sands. As the Champions regain their senses, Sivir rallies them around and puts them On the Hunt , everyone working in perfect synergy to seize the beast. Leona casually screams: Please cut deep, I'd like to retrieve Olaf's cooking book. I make a good warrior , but kitchen is my hell! Here they are, our Champions working together for the greater good. Can they handle this threat? Or is it their end...
Only if you'll reward us with your delicacies, HAHA !!!
The battle is long end exhausting, after hours and hours of trying to fight off the hungry beast, warriors are getting more and more tired, their swings are not as strong and their magic is not as powerful.
They're at the brink of loosing all hope when suddenly sand soldiers rush into the field to aid our warriors and a barrage of magic missiles rain down on the vile beast. Could this be ? It could and it is !! the emperor of the sands and the ascended magus of Shurima themselves !
Azir accompanied by Xerath jump into the battlefield to help ! But everyone have already lost their will and power to fight.
what is this ? a celestial beam shines down from the sky on the heroes returning their strength and will to fight for a brighter tomorrow... but what can they do since their weapons cannot damage the monsters skin ?
As the sand twists and turns, taking the shape of more and more bulkier walls to try and stop Rek'sai's advances, Azir orders his men to bring our champions to cover and outside of the imminent threat. Meanwhile Xerath stays lifted above the battlefield on what seems to be a pillar that encompasses him at the top. Another creation sustained by the emperor Azir himself to give him the advantage of high-ground over the battlefield. Azir being not only the political ruler of the land but also a sound General who understands the art of war, abuses every advantage he can find or create. he has seen his fair share of conflicts and skirmishes along the years that he has ruled, together with Xerath as well. But the Xer'Sai......this creature fights differently than a battalion of trained soldiers. Crude and undisciplined but unrelenting and this was no ordinary Xer'sai, two times bigger, and a lot more vicious. It was the mother of all Xer'sai. Retreat didn't sound like such bad idea, but they needed to make sure they wouldn't be followed and there was also the problem with how they could help Olaf. Maybe Leona could find a way with the help of Azir of at least pinning the creature down so they could help their ally.
as much as Azir hates to leave a battle behind he had no other choice, the beast was just too powerful. So Azir commands his soldiers to form an impenetrable wall to buy them some time to retreat. Azir, Xerath, Leona, Jinx, Vi, Blitzcrank, Braum, Caitlyn, Nocturne, Sivir, Janna, Lux and Camille run as fast as they can to a safer place to regain their energy while not forgetting about the beam that healed them enough to make a run for it.
Azir- Heroes ! that vile despicable beast is too strong for our weapons and magic, we need something... something that could trap the beast and lower it's defense, but where could we find such a.. thing !... a... a... CONTRAPTION !
From behind the trees walks out Viktor-master of the machines: ''I believe I could be of assistance with such matter''
As the Machine Herald approached with slow steps our Champions. Behind them Azir's Soldiers, the actual men and women that form his royal guard prepare to fend off the terrifying approaching monster. As the Monster is closing in throwing guards left and right, Viktor moves closer and closer to the mighty creature that swings its head at the soldiers bashing their armors and devouring them. It hears the clanking of metal coming at it from one direction. As it turns towards the Construct of Machine and Flesh that lies in front of it. The creature coils up disturbing the leaves on the ground. Caitlyn notices with her eyes for a second how a few of the leaves and pieces of ground that have been thrown around by the fighting begin to levitate or simply fall slower but before she could understand this phenomenon. The creature leaps at Viktor, everyone gasps as they see the unthinkable unfold before their very eyes. 2 Claws envelop Viktor from both sides, only a few inches apart from actually gripping him. Motionless he stairs forward, inches from his face the sharp teeth of the beast. As he slowly moves back to observe the motionless beast stopped mid-air frozen like everything around them. Caitlyn returns her gaze at the ground that was earlier flung in the air that she first observed then slowly looked at the trees around the "frozen in time" area. The trees surrounding it, were artificially placed there enveloping crude mechanical Obelisks that link up with each other through a beam creating a "trap" like spot where the creature was fighting, where Viktor wanted to keep it long enough. As he turns facing our champions, Soldiers with ropes and shackles with weight surround the creature from a distance trying to grapple it while it stays motionless preparing to grapple it whenever it moves again. Viktor moves towards Azir and stops in front of him "I expect half the payment when we reach the city and the rest along with the specimen, once you finish playing god with it."
Azir: Viktor, I appreciate your help, but everyone is getting a fair share so don't expect to get any more than anyone else, HA ! Viktor: Haha, i'm glad to be of assistance, and thank you, that gold will come in handy for my further experiments.
As the heroes were traveling to the city along the shackled beast, Leona remembered about the Magical beams that helped them in their battle: Hey, any of you have an idea what were those magical beams that helped us ? Everyone at the same time: No idea...
somewhere up in the space between spaces Soraka said to herself while looking down on our heroes: Silly hoomans, and that robot man with the guy who has the most original Halloween costume :3
After the heroes entered the city, every citizen couldn't help but notice the gigantic beast they were carrying. everyone gasped and hid anywhere they could while worrying for their safety when the monster was being moved through the city streets. After the creature was presented, gold was received and shared between the 13 heroes. They shook hands said a few words to whom they needed and decided to part ways...
Vi to Jinx: Hey love, I'll let you off the hook this time, thanks for being there for us. Jinx to Vi: Laughs in crazy I'll be expecting you both tomorrow then !!!
Viktor to Azir: Well, it was an honor. until we meet again ! Azir to Viktor: Until next time... friend.
while walking in their separate ways, everyone looked back at each other once more as if they made a bond and after a few seconds left the place... with memories of what they did this day. . . . . . Again, I want to thank both RIOT Stonkypac and RIOT Jackregardos for this amazing experience :) CoCo away !!!! woosh
