Dunk [Captain/Mistress/Master/etc] Vi?

We need a 5-team of dunkers to accompany Darius. NO BASKETBALL PLAYER IS SOLO Q. Don't have a drawing of this, but in my imagination, she's wearing a basketball jersey and standing beside a box of dunkin' donuts. Her gloves are replaced by her holding two basketballs so we still don't see her hands.

Autoattack: She bounces her two basketballs off the enemy's body. Passive: Blast shield can be orange. **Q: **Vault breaker can be her forcibly thrusting a basketball into the enemy's face. **W: **Vi can bounce basketballs off the enemy's head for denting blows. **E: **No idea about excessive force. Maybe a cool basketball move or something. R: For assault and battery, she can slam the enemy through a basketball hoop.

Plausible?