Blitzcrank Skin Concept - Blitzwank

For Champion: Blitzcrank Skin Name: Blitzwank

Description: Everyone is familiar with the God of hooks, Blitzcrank. His skins range from the lackluster Rusty Blitzcrank to the slightly more enigmatic Piltover Customs Blitzcrank. Even a lovely humourous element is brought in with Definitely Not Blitzcrank. But one extremely important quality is missing from all of these skins and I believe the upcoming concept will satisfy all of your Blitzcrank-related needs. One word: Blitzwank. With strong robotic arms and a flushed body, Blitzwank brings a tone of sincerity to an otherwise not-quite-relate-able champion. He finally receives that humanity we know he's always been on the threshold of displaying. With his passive, Mana Barrier displaying as a condom shaped sheer protective layer and his ultimate, Static Field, a climax of blinding white exploding all over his enemies, Blitzwank becomes that boy next door who's probably going through some things but reminds you of that awkward encounter you had when you were fifteen. Come on Riot; Make it happen.

(Note: no concept art is available as of yet, but should any artists stumble upon the humble beginnings of what will no doubt be a legendary skin, please take notice of some minor but vital visual points for this skin: He looks like a giant penis with robot arms.)