Yasuo x Riven -- Fanfiction [NSFW]

Mordekaiser380·9/22/2018, 4:24:10 PM·60 votes·17,004 views

“It seems nobody's nearby”, said Riven calmly, finally letting go of Yasuo's hand... A light breeze shook the tall grass around them. They were standing on a gentle hill's side, in a shade cast upon them by a grove, only few steps above. It was late afternoon, so the shadows were long and they could easily hide, had anyone stumbled across them... Splashing of a nearby stream should easily drown out their voices. Yasuo was still slightly put off, unsure why the Exile brought him here... He had a feeling, though, that whatever it was Riven wanted, he would soon be forced to unsheathe his blade. The woman turned to him then, causing Yasuo to tense up a little... He instinctively wanted to reach for the sword, but forced himself not to. “Why is it you brought me here, Riven?”, he asked instead, slowly examining her face, trying to pay attention to her every movement, ready to defend himself at any moment... Then his eyes met hers... Suddenly, he felt a slight push... When did she manage to place her hands on his chest...? And why was his body's reaction to give in, rather than spring up and leap away? Before he could answer himself, he found that he laid on his back and Riven knelt over him... She was blushing slightly... His every instinct was failing him. He didn't push her off... He didn't strike... He didn't move at all. Riven took her eyes off him, before smiling delicately... “I thought you were a famous warrior, yet you were toppled quite easily, Yasuo...”, she said after a moment of silence, turning her stare back at him. Only then, the Unforgiven started to grasp what was happening. A smile entered his face, as he chuckled lightly. “Your name is equally praised, Riven”, Yasuo noted. “I feel no shame losing to someone of such skill!” Riven's laugh was much sweeter, than one would expect... “I have no need for honeyed words”, Riven lowered her upper body, placing her lips next to his ear.“Talk dirty to me”, she whispered. This time, Yasuo knew exacly how to react. “I want to rework Mordekaiser”, he said immediately.

25 Comments

Hextech OwI9/22/2018, 4:45:26 PM27 votes

Get this out of my christian game

borrow9/22/2018, 4:29:58 PM12 votes

GO UP. UP I TELL YOU. HIGHER.

Electro5229/23/2018, 5:41:19 AM9 votes

I don't know man.....you're coming real close to crossing that line here. We have rules on these Boards for a reason, and something like this shouldn't be shown to the general public. I'll have to bring this up with the other moderators for further review.

I'm joking. This is fricken hilarious.......still showing it to the mod team though.
RyzeTheSmurfMage9/22/2018, 5:29:46 PM7 votes

I read until the end just to see why the fuck is this marked as NSFW. The rework Mordekaiser part was worth.

Pale Mask9/22/2018, 9:03:27 PM7 votes

I can't remember the last time my body got this excited over naughty material.

Reworking Mordekaiser, hm... have I discovered a new fetish?

Seer of Mind9/22/2018, 8:22:31 PM5 votes

I DIED LMFAO TAKE THE GODDAMN UPVOTE

King Lego9/22/2018, 10:06:02 PM3 votes

I'm not gonna lie, i was having a bad day with League, and then you fixed it! I died laughing! This was so unexpected! hahahahahahahahahaha XD

Alzon9/22/2018, 8:21:07 PM3 votes

Only 200 IQ Morde players get the real joke.

Laughed pretty damn hard xd

KETSU09/22/2018, 8:52:59 PM3 votes

NSFW Fan fiction are just porn scripts.

change my mind.

W01fedin9/22/2018, 10:31:39 PM3 votes

Lmao you have me a good laugh on a bad day

I legit thought this was serious, and was gonna downvote, but take this upvote.

Summonah123699/22/2018, 7:23:02 PM3 votes
warlordekko9/22/2018, 7:37:55 PM2 votes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Better Jungler9/22/2018, 8:05:03 PM2 votes

isn't riven like.. full les?

That haircut tells me this should be Vi x Riven not Riven x Male.

The Dreamwalker9/23/2018, 3:14:03 AM1 votes

Man, so I was so freaking tilted today... then I came here and now I am all smiles.

[sg-shisa] -> [sg-miss-fortune]

Whistersnivet9/23/2018, 5:57:20 AM1 votes

Haven't read it but the title is cringe. ill reply to this comment after I read it.

VoraciousX9/23/2018, 6:11:12 AM1 votes

Never ship such a graceful, beautiful champion like Riven with Yasuo. How dare you! The Mordekaiser thing was kinda good though, but remove that ship immediately and change it to TF X Graves or something >:/

Automated Riven9/23/2018, 6:37:12 AM1 votes

Please delete this. I have never been so disgusted in my life. XD

I upvoted tho.
ZevBenjamin9/24/2018, 2:26:55 PM1 votes

LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOO DUDE THIS IS AMAZING XD

thedarkhellstar110/27/2019, 7:50:17 PM1 votes

Am i the only one not understanding the reworking thing. What is the joke exactly? The story is pretty good tho, riot should make something like it official heehe