Kassadin skin: Kassadad
Khakis
Bland, single color sweater vest over white button up
Wears a tie at home
Has raisins, like a nerd
Newspaper for arm...blade...thing...
Jokes are horrible puns.
Taunts are quips about fertilizer properties and stock market speculations
Laugh is typical white dad laugh
Move sayings are dumb like "I'll be there in a jiffy!'
Item buying phrase: 'No price tag, Doran? That means it's free, right? Ahehehehe."