Heatseeker Alistar

Pokeboy0522·Nov 17, 2014·2 votes·974 views

By far my favorite masterpiece of all league skins.

3 Comments

HalloweenDeathNov 17, 20141 votes

Doesn't even need an edit it's perfect already lets ship it as a legendary skin tommorow. All of his abilitys will play his "Can't milk those" joke in a black mom voice and it will be a global taunt. As well as his taunt, dance, laugh will be "Can't milk those" global of course. Too add value to the skin his joke will be play every 5 seconds if the player does not use any ability/joke. No wait, lets keep all of those ideas but make it his default skin as well as make this his only skin. Then we buff him to an insane level and make him unbanable so he will be in every single game ever played so we can hear his global joke over and over. Now lets work on taric, Gems are outrageous will be after every ability in a very very gay voice and he will moun "Ezreal!" every minute global of course.

D SamNov 17, 20141 votes

Here is my opinion on this champion....

Few people realize the intricate and detailed steps required to produce an accordion. About 6000 parts are combined in a process involving hundreds of man hours to bring an accordion to life.

The better factories embark on the construction years before the instrument is actually fabricated. Fine, precut woods are patiently stored a minimum of three years, under rigid temperature, humidity and air current control, to assure the full seasoning cycle before they will be used to build a future instrument.

An average of 300 square inches of prime suede and kidskin will be used for each accordion. These leathers must be dated and ideally stored for additional aging of at least two years before careful selection is made for use.

Celluloids, specially formulated for accordion fabrication, are ideally of extra heavy grade with deep color pigmentation to permit the multiple sanding and buffing required to obtain the rich gloss finish. Celluloid, too, must have years of aging under ideal conditions to eliminate the material's tendency towards shrinkage.

The reeds of a quality accordion must be vibrant Swedish blue steel, hand-fitted, riveted on precision duraluminum plates, and individually tuned for brilliant voicings. It is a formidable realization to conceive that the usual accordion with four sets of treble reeds and five sets of bass reeds has no less that 448 single reed tongues to be painstakingly tuned by a craftsman who specializes in the time honored skill.

HalloweenDeathNov 17, 20141 votes

Here is my opinion on this champion....

Few people realize the intricate and detailed steps required to produce an accordion. About 6000 parts are combined in a process involving hundreds of man hours to bring an accordion to life.

The better factories embark on the construction years before the instrument is actually fabricated. Fine, precut woods are patiently stored a minimum of three years, under rigid temperature, humidity and air current control, to assure the full seasoning cycle before they will be used to build a future instrument.

An average of 300 square inches of prime suede and kidskin will be used for each accordion. These leathers must be dated and ideally stored for additional aging of at least two years before careful selection is made for use.

Celluloids, specially formulated for accordion fabrication, are ideally of extra heavy grade with deep color pigmentation to permit the multiple sanding and buffing required to obtain the rich gloss finish. Celluloid, too, must have years of aging under ideal conditions to eliminate the material's tendency towards shrinkage.

The reeds of a quality accordion must be vibrant Swedish blue steel, hand-fitted, riveted on precision duraluminum plates, and individually tuned for brilliant voicings. It is a formidable realization to conceive that the usual accordion with four sets of treble reeds and five sets of bass reeds has no less that 448 single reed tongues to be painstakingly tuned by a craftsman who specializes in the time honored skill.

Wtf