Ron Burgandy Skin for the Anchor Man (Nautilus)

"Come see how good i look" when he lands his hook.

How exactly do you think it would look? He's basically a giant, metal, diving suit with a head bigger than his legs and arms combined. And no face, OR HAIR. RON BURGANDY IS NOT RON BURGANDY WITHOUT HIS BEAUTIFUL, CHARMING, AMAZING HAIR. Whoops, looks like I hit the Caps Lock key.