Rito, where are these skins?

Riot Skin Team

I have to say I'm very disappointed at this point for you not releasing the following skins:

A Cinco de Mayo skin of Pico de Galio A National Pirate Day skin of Sivir Me Timbers! A Scottish Kilt skin for Gragas as a nod to Austin Powers Fat Bastard A Forbidden Planet Blitzcrank skin Swan Lake Swain skin A reverse Kindred skin A Poro King Ornn skin where his ult is a giant poro instead of the ram Eye of Sauron inspired Vel'Koz skin A Rock On Rakan skin where he looks like Elvis A Tremors inspired Rek'Sai skin Liquid Metal Zac

The list goes on and on.....