K time for magicabizillissious wizzardry with some ice
The Mason
He has been never called on the ring except for fixing walls and turrets or for restyling the battlefield for xmas and other events when the matches are over.
But now with the economical crisis even in Runterra and the absence of real new champs 'couse most of the youngster prefer doing other less demanding and more rewarding jobs like, theytubbers, ratch and company.
He is now in the ring!
Who is the Mason?
a noble figure with a paper hat
He do no damage, he is too tired to punch and kick, he can barely lay on his comfy sofa at the end of the day and drink a beer in peace
but he can build walls and block passages, build booby traps, repair and upgrade turrets
The Perv
He linger in the jungle and in the bushes
He wear a trench coat and you don't wanna know what he wear inside.
He will inculcate fear and will blemish your experience for a lot of time, killing him will not grant you any good experience.
Just avoid it and do not accept or collects candies in the jungle!
The Ex Wife
She is more subtle than a snake, more evil than the fluffy Teemo
She is looking for revenge
She will place fake monsters and flowers in the jungle
You farm monsters thinking that you'll get something from em, you weren't more wrong, they will just pop like a soap bubble and in the worst explode in your face.
Flower instead of making you jump will actually explode and root you
The tasty fruits of the river? they will be poisonous and will make you poop so much that your new boots will be unusable.
The Filthy Hobo
He will poop in all the bushes, no way to hide, you'll die for the stench and get psoriasis.
Do not trust the jungle! the creature living there will ask you for money and give you venereal illnesses.
The Pusher
You already know him, don't lie to me
At every match and after match you use to go to him and ask for his candies...
Now He came to get back his money, with a bunch of brutes and bad cut mushrooms
He will send his brutes and fix you up, and when you'll be in need he will give you the worst stuff in Runeterra you'll feel so bad that Shaco illusion and Fiddle fear will look like a carousel for kids.