food man champion idea

i want there to be a champion in league thats just dedicated to food not like tahm but i mean like his weapons are a butter knife and a fork and he throws watermelons at you and his ult is like he charms u with his food cause his food is great and then the food explodes it heals allies and damages enemies he throws a watermelon at u with his q oh and then he'll jump u with a butter knife hes like an assassin food man i want his kit to be 100% just dedicated to food riot please hire me he carries watermelons on his back thats his ult and q