Okay now that they've released wat, and Ezreal is no longer the only male guardian, I present to you Poppy's Nightmare:
~ Your Gorgeous Leader... ~
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~ And his dazzling, loyal team ~
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❤️
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: "You're full of glit if you think you can outshine me and the boys"
TBH, I'm all about it. Let's make it happen.
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. . . And in that corner, we have team "team Star Haters!"
The
HentaiTentacle Prophet. Bringing forth extra-dimensional horrors to occupy all the filler episodes. ( . . . Some times in hat.)
Colonel Mustache. Heavy hitter, World breaker. Always saves the leader at the last second.
Super Minion #287. Appears in almost every episode. Usually screws up and reveals how to save the day.
The shadowy figure. Provides episode re;event exposition. Betrays the leader in Season 3 to become an anti-hero. {Insert tragic back-story hear.}
Politically and incorrectly cool. Gives the audience a reason to pay attention to the villain team. Rarely ever actually does anything.
And introducing their captain:
DreadSuper Nova UrGod The first Star Guardian. Was deemed too extreme and thrown into a collapsing star. Thought to be Dead. . .
Took a while to find this again. really need a better search option for profile posts... (>_>)
Im quaking
