Spaghetti Monster Vel'koz

SweetTooth·Oct 9, 2014·40 votes·3,733 views

Inspired by the One Above All (http://imgur.com/XZZGisj). May his noodley appendage touch us all.

Design: Yeah he would just be a mass of noodles with meatballs for eyes. He would have 3 big noodles for his 3 tentacles.

Passive: Could just be a cheese wheel or a set of three meatballs to indicate someone is marked.

Q: Would shoot off a meatball that splits into the 2 side balls.

W: A line of cheese or pasta sauce... maybe make it bubble before it detonates.

E: Throws a colander that explodes. (Or maybe a pot.)

R: SPAGHETTI SAUCE BEAM!!!!! Yeah, make it literal beam of spaghetti sauce.

Bonus Idea: Pool Party Vel'koz

His tentacles are covered in pool noodles, and he has water effects on all his abilities.

22 Comments

JamnonOct 9, 201419 votes

R'amen.

IrongrinderOct 9, 20149 votes

There's no chance in hell I would support this skin, and it's not because of my religious affiliations. It's because spaghetti is my favorite food, and with my interest in Vel'Koz growing, I can't afford to suddenly grow inexplicably hungry every time I play with this skin.

DioBrandohOct 9, 20145 votes

There's no chance in hell I would support this skin, and it's not because of my religious affiliations. It's because spaghetti is my favorite food, and with my interest in Vel'Koz growing, I can't afford to suddenly grow inexplicably hungry every time I play with this skin.

This is why I play League with one hand

One to eat with and one for the mouse, good thing I'm only good at ADC Caitlyn

Joe DreddOct 9, 20146 votes

O/10 ppl would be offended

BvXP9cQ60ZOct 9, 20142 votes

O/10 ppl would be offended

Unlikely, those who would care wouldn't even know.

Daddy Space LionOct 9, 20141 votes

O/10 ppl would be offended

It's satire. Taking satire seriously is insulting yourself.

Win/Win

Alpha1288Oct 10, 20142 votes

It's basically hate speech against Christians.

Politics and religion should stay off the rift.

Daddy Space LionOct 10, 20141 votes

It's basically hate speech against Christians.

Politics and religion should stay off the rift.

Sorry, but humor and hatred don't go together.

1 2 4 POTATOOct 9, 20145 votes

I would buy this skin.

ZhaoYhunOct 9, 20143 votes

I don't really like it. A ghost or spooky Vel'Koz would be more appealing and befitting for this month.

pair of tiddiesOct 9, 20142 votes

10/10

joemommasmommaOct 9, 20142 votes

That's a spicy meato-o-ball!

big gâyOct 9, 20142 votes

I'd get this: 10/10

Eva Unit Mk 06Oct 9, 20142 votes

Q: Spaghetti Sauce that flies off into two directions upon splattering an enemy or reaches the end of its flight path.

W: A rift of simmering water that boils then explodes.

E: A blast of seasoned alfredo sauce that splashes te enemy and stusn them with the aroma and taste.

R: A concentrated beam of three different pasta sauces that creates a heavenly beam of pure deliciousness.

Passive: Yum Meter, once the meter fills, the enemy champion's hunger has been quieted for the time being and their urge to sleep grows.

PotatofaktmanOct 9, 20142 votes

This = win.

Om nom Velkoz mmmmm

MoosetteOct 9, 20142 votes

YES. R'amen.

RagingfangsOct 9, 20142 votes

I luv it

DerrionOct 9, 20141 votes

The two meatball "eyes" and extra two eyes coming out the top seem odd to me. There should at least be some consistency with his facial structure as he has one big eye for his ult and those three extra dots above his eye he juggles. Cool concept otherwise!