OKAY !!! hear me out Idea for Retail related Skins

Retail Lucian , his guns already look like scanners so make them a red hue. for his outfit it could have sale tags on his side hanging with a outfit similar to that of a wal-mart style greeter (free balling that could be anything!) his recall simple have him scanning a item with his gun(scanner) and marking it a new price. Customer Service Lulu who waves her magical wand to make prices drop. not sure what outfit for her but shoot some ideas in the comments below but her skills however her transformation skill turns the enemy into a sales tag. and dont forget her recall she gets buried under all her returns / put backs ( this could be done with stuffed animal tibbers or teemos with some market items . AND Self Check-out BlitzCrank out fit would match with that of and again that being a walmart style vest XD!!! his recall would be he turns into a register. Now i know some of you wont appreciate this or will troll this but come on most of us here are adults and we have jobs a majority of those jobs being working with the public. I honestly think this would be funnier then hell to have champs match real life scenarios . IN the comments below add your ideas and thoughts :D