Champion Idea

So after a night of heavy drinking while my wife is out of town an idea came to me. I awoke with a clear vision of a new champion; well maybe not so clear because my mind is still a little foggy and my brain is being held back by a few Advil from the cheap Silver Bullets (Coors Light) I was drinking.

So this Champion could be like Viegar's sister/arch nemesis but she is based on the hundreds of poor minions that are sacrificed during every game; I'm sure RIot could think of a background for this chick because I don't know much about the storyline. This new champion takes on the roles of the minions; melee, mage, and maybe for her ult can turn into a huge siege minion; kind of like Brand's siege ult. Maybe players can determine what minions to base their game play on; so maybe all her spells change depending if you want to play as a melee, range, or tank.

If this idea has already came to pass on the Forum please accept my deepest apologies. If not and Riot is interested I would like a % of the sales. :P Yes, I am from the United States and yes I would like not to be poor. :D 'Merica.

Thanks for your time,

Volo