poro genetics

TheCozmic1·5/30/2018, 12:10:44 AM·11 votes·6,623 views

Hello riot, I was playing an aram the other day with a braum on my team. it was awesome making a mustache poro. we fed him and fed him making him bigger and bigger until finally he poofed. it was to great dismay we found that the baby poros did not inherit their daddy poros amazing genetic material which gave him an amazing mustache. I have since seeked about 15 hours of therapy and am in a spot good enough to formulate this ticket to you guys expressing my great anguish.

I hope something can be done about this tragic state of the game.

Thank you.

2 Comments

reba0425/30/2018, 12:40:34 AM3 votes

First of all I do not play ARAM, so I don't know a lot about Poros and Aram. But, the question is "Do the mustaches help the Poros survive?" The Poros are defiantly cuter, witch would mean that intelligent creatures (Humans, Vastayah, Yordles) would want to protect them. The Mustached Poros also look amazing so would have a better chance of getting a mate. The negatives are that they now have less camoflage, and can be seen by creatues looking for food. Overall Mustache Poros +Cuteness +Hansomeness -Camoflage

What should happen is when a mustached poro explodes 50% have Mustaches. If the Mustaches stand near allies and other Mustached poros, the chance of a poro exploding and some having mustaches is raised. If Mustached poros stand near enemies on in the way of attacks, then the chance is lowered.

FilDaFunk5/30/2018, 11:29:07 AM3 votes

But the moustache isn't genetic. It's caused by the raw manliness of Braum being rubbed off onto the poro snax being ingested by the poro. What I am suprised that is Braum's manliness not being strong enough to carry through a single generation of poros.