Senior Citizen Fiddlesticks

Think about it:

His scythe will turn into a cane,has a nice hat, one of those gray mustaches, and his crows are pigeons..

Q- He shakes his cane to scare the pants off of champions, saying a line like,"Get off my lawn."

W- I dunno, Riot might think of something..

E- He throws his Pigeon friend at a target to make them shut up.

R- after channeling, he teleports to said location and walks while he shakes his cane while the pigeons murder the enemies.

Also his recall animation is him sitting on a bench feeding the pigeons with pieces of bread.

His voice lines will be fiddlesticks but in a old man voice.

And finally, If he's slowed by an ability, item, etc., he walks with is cane.

Please Riot, make my dreams come true, or just Nerf or , I'm fine with that too :3

And yes I know isn't OP, but I hate him..