How have we gone this long without a Football/Hockey Garen?

Garen's gigantic armor, especially the shoulder pads, makes him ideal for such a skin. Throw on a bulky helmet and you've got yourself a touchdown! Especially since there is no football skin in League of Legends yet, (and very few sporty skins altogether), an American Football skin would probably go a long way, especially for fans. Or imagine him hurling around a giant, deadly hockey stick? How cool would that be?