Riot - Give sad mummy a friend

Dear Riot,

  I wish I knew that this would make a difference.

  I hope that someone, that *anyone*, will read this and share in the torment that I feel.

 Every time I log-on to League of Legends, and I see that you ALL have been having a blast mocking the mummy at his own expense, I cannot do anything but cry.  You all feel the need to laugh at him and remind us at every twist and turn, that he, unlike EVERY OTHER CHAMPION, has no friends.  

 "Nobody would invite you to a party, Amumu!",  they would say.  "Is that a bandage?  EWW gross!"

 Please, Riot.  From the bottom of my heart to the very depths of my very soul, I beg you!

 Give Amumu a friend!  

 At the very least, create a champion who WANTS to be his friend, even if Amumu doesn't acknowledge his existence.  As long as they consider Amumu, above all else, a friend.

Yours truly,

~a mummy's friend