Superbowl Sion

TOOOOOOOOOOUCH DOOOOOOOWN!!

His ax would just be a football goal post. Q: Swings down his goal post. W: Gets a shield? E: Throws his football, lol. R: (Goal post disappears) Charges down either holding the football with one hand, or both and yells "TOOOOOOOOOOOUCH DOOOOOOOOOOWN!" or something. Passive: His jersey becomes ripped and he punches people.