No PLUS sized FEMALE champion?

LUKE OWT·Mar 13, 2016·8 votes·1,155 views

So... we have Gragas, Nunu's Yeti, and Garen and Braum are obviously beer pong partners (birth those beer babies already!), but where is the large lady love? Illaoi is tall and ambi-sexual so you've covered that base. Poppy and the other Yordlettes are chubby in that hobbit-cutesy way, but we need a thick female champion that can hang with the big boys. Do you want fajita steak or something thick to get you through your day working in construction and building railroads? Please, Riot, send us a lady champion with the beef to stand up to Alistar!

#WhereIsGragasSister

17 Comments

ModWulf HelhammerMar 13, 20168 votes

Please go back to tumblr, and leave pandering out of things. Never make a character for the sake of having a certain characteristic -- it's not real diversity, and ends up making the intended aspect of the character the worst part.

Also, Illaoi was in a relationship with gangplank, so leave your made up genders on tumblr as well.

SSmotzerMar 13, 20166 votes

You do know the female body produces and manages muscle mass differently than a man's body does. A woman can not naturally reach the levels of muscle mass that Alistar has, plus he's a cow. Illaoi is at the peak the female body can reach without taking steroids. It's not sizeist, it's natural. If you look, the body sizes of the champions are reasonable for what they do. No woman in LoL would have tons of fat or muscle, excluding Illaoi, because they don't live a lifestyle that would give them a large body. Sure, Riot could make a female champ that sits around and does nothing but drink grog, like Gragas, but don't we want something more than that?

NOTTAPOOPASCOOPAApr 5, 20173 votes

No that's exactly what we want. A big fat beer slinging bar wench.

Or maybe like Ursula from The Little Mermaid. She can be Nami's mom or bitchy ass step sister. Join a gang with Jynx. IDK why all these neck-bearded %%%%-bags are afraid of change.

Bubble WiffApr 5, 20172 votes

HERE HERE!!!

Ivor The RangerMar 13, 20166 votes

https://media4.giphy.com/media/I7VYXkAqZNqmY/200.gif I have my candidate

LUKE OWTMar 13, 20165 votes

Ivor for King of the Rift

alasarcherMar 13, 20164 votes

Illaoi?

Pandemic PunchMar 13, 20164 votes

Illaoi?

BradoxTTVMar 13, 20164 votes

this post gave me cancer

it was almost as bad as playing all for one vs a team of teemos

just cancer...

LUKE OWTMar 13, 20163 votes

teh best cure for cancer....

is love>>>>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mln0RciE2o0

bustn yo nutsMar 15, 20164 votes

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So... we have Gragas, Nunu's Yeti, and Garen and Braum are obviously beer pong partners (birth those beer babies already!), but where is the large lady love? Illaoi is tall and ambi-sexual so you've covered that base. Poppy and the other Yordlettes are chubby in that hobbit-cutesy way, but we need a thick female champion that can hang with the big boys. Do you want fajita steak or something thick to get you through your day working in construction and building railroads? Please, Riot, send us a lady champion with the beef to stand up to Alistar!

#WhereIsGragasSister

we need love handles on the rift ppl

MyrmironMar 13, 20163 votes

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w2mpGqws1qg39ewo1_500.gif

LUKE OWTMar 13, 20164 votes

A lady with a lot of love can go four rounds.

therealdragonMar 13, 20162 votes

No. You guys will never be satisified. You were given Kalista, a non-sexy champion. So we hoped that would be enough but nope, you guys continued "we need a thick female now!" surprisingly riot obliged. You got Illaoi and we hoped THAT would be enough. Now you guys are on about a "We need a THICKER female now!" like no you got your thick females, you got kalista, rek'sai, and illaoi. They meet your expectations now. And EVEN IF THEY DID, you guys would STILL continue on saying "ok we got our thin female, our thick female, and our really thick female, where's our old hag?".

Keep all this "make a new type of female for equality pls" on tumblr pls. Like the other post said, a new type of champ shouldn't be made to meet a quota for players or for the game ("ok we got these females, what females we missing?")