Executive Chef Asear (Azir)

Granted, this began when I was drunk this past 4th of July. But my roommate is cooking steaks on the grill but he has a cast iron pan on the side to sear the steaks so I look at him and say. "They should make an Azir skin and call him Asear" Hate me all you want. <3

So I present my idea: Executive Chef of Shiruma's Legacy Steak house - Asear I imagine Azir in a chef's costume and his sand soldiers have their spears replaced with knives and pans. "The order is given" should be followed by a little bell. When he attacks, he should be screaming "Raw!" at his sand soldiers. Perhaps even throwing something at them. When he revives a turret, it should shoot steaks. If his recall animation could be adjusted to him sharpening his knives or searing a steak I think it would be perfect. Emperor's divide should be reanimated to black and white waiters that shove enemy champions away with large serving trays. "SERVICE!"

Just a very silly skin idea.

Other ideas to complement this. Souchef Xerath - His ambitions will lead him to his own restaurant. Maître d' Nasus - curator of the sands. maitre'd of a steak house. that's my logic Battle Hostess Sivir - I imagine Sivir throwing a large serving tray. Renekton - needs a skin. cook? busboy? bartender? you decide