A Most Dangerous Bard [Bard Skin Concept]

As a Bard main, I cherish my Bard skins. I love the flashiness and splendor of the Bard skins that are out there at the moment, but since I tend to play Bard offensively, which is more than menacing with the new Bard buff, I think Bard deserves something... more.

Now, as we all learned with the article on the making of God Fist Lee Sin, every skin starts out with a statement that guides its development. Picture this: A Bard skin spawned from the statement, "What if the next time you saw Bard all you could think was 'Run'?"

Be it Battlecast Bard or Pentakill Bard, I want a Bard skin that makes Bard menacing. The Bard skin for the Bard Top. The last thing you see before you're deleted. It definitely sounds challenging to make, how do you make meeps menacing? How do you make the jolly cosmic vagabond into an interdimensional deathbringer? Or even more exciting/terrifying, what noises would this creation make as it bounded towards you? All questions I'd love to see answered by Riot. My money could not eject from my wallet faster for a new Bard skin, and I know a good few would feel the same if a skin like I described arrived. If I could draw I'd have drawn millions of concepts by now, but sadly, I can't.

Anyway, anybody have any other opinions on this matter? Anybody else that would pay just as quickly for the same?