Bowling Bard Pls

Really think Riot should make a legendary skin for where he is a pro bowling champion. When I think of it I see him in a red bowling shirt, carrying his ball in a bag. For his passive his meeps could be bowling pins. For his Q his ball would be flung from the bag similar to his regular Q animation. If an enemy is hit for its slow the word "spare" would be displayed over the targets head. If hit for a stun to a wall the word "strike" should be displayed, and if its a stun for hitting two champs it should say "split." I kinda draw a blank for his w. For his E he could make a bowling alley though the wall and traveling though make you a bowling ball. Finally for his ult bowling pin indicators appear where the aoe will hit, followed by his prized championship ball, knocking the pins up in slow motion and putting everything else in stasis.

If any one has any ideas to add on or comment please do so.