Joe, The Average Joe

Joe is the most average person you'll ever meet. All he does is drink coffee...overpriced coffee at that! Joe has no purpose other than to drink a lot of overpriced coffee and waste his life.

Passive: Coffee Addiction: Joe only drinks coffee. Because of this addiction, he is unable to buy any items from the store besides brown potions, which do nothing.

Q: Drink Overpriced Coffee: Joe takes a sip of his coffee, gaining one damage. Mana Cost: None. Cooldown: 1 minute W: Drink More Overpriced Coffee: Joe actually drinks some coffee, gaining two damage. Mana Cost: None. Cooldown: 3 minutes. E: Hangover: Joe finds that he has run out of coffee, losing all the damage he gained from drinking it. This will automatically occur every 5 minutes. Mana Cost: All of it. Cooldown: 5 minutes. R: Malnourishment: Because Joe drinks only coffee, his body is extremely skinny, and he is unable to be targeted, or hit by autoattacks or skillshots.

Play Style: Joe is played as a mid-lane, tanky bruiser support ADC mage. Using Drink Coffee, he is able to increase his damage output and therefore kill all the enemies with his coffee. The only lane to play him in is mid, because he is lacking the skills to play top lane or bot lane or jungle. It's not in the coffee. Players should expect a very easy laning phase as well as team phase, as Joe is unable to take damage due to his ultimate, Malnourishment.

Apperance: Joe wears a plain, non-descript white shirt, with a plain, non-descript black tie, plain non-descript khaki pants, and plain non-descript black shoes. In his right hand, there is a cup of coffee, which is endless until 5 minutes has passed, when his coffee must refill and he goes through a Hangover.