Euphoric Xerath

You know what we're missing in League? Someone who represents the classy men of our generation. The ones who defend females on the internet from those who would dare objectify them for their bodies. Xerath the Euphoric is the man...NO! The being of pure euphoria who can defend any female over the internet, or tip his hat to any passing by lady as any gentlemen should.

His look should be simple, yet classy as all female swooning men do look like. Euphoric Xerath wears a fedora on the top of his immense and intellectual scalp. His scalp is intellectual? Why yes, any gentlemen must be so intelligent it exceeds the perimeter of their brain and skull entire.

This euphoric Xerath, instead of the simple blue arcane energy, should be greenish. The color of the drink that a **MOUNTAIN **of classy men **DEW **drink before swooning any lady. All his abilities will also be of this color.

Now, when Xerath sees, with his ever vigilant eyes, an unclassy man objectify a woman, he unleashes all his Euphoric energy into 3 pulses of pure and everlasting euphoria. What does this energy look like? Well to the untrained and ignorant eye it looks green. But to the eyes of someone who has ascended above the rubble of savagery into a state of Euphoria, it DOes represent their mission, to RImove any ignorance that still exists. TO live in a world. All 3 should look like this.

Now Euphoric Xerath doesn't stop being classy on the Rift, or anywhere else for that matter. Whenever he crosses the path of any female champion, ally or enemy, he should greet them "greetings m'lady" and tip his fedora as all gentlemen do.

Once again, Xerath the Euphoric is the being that gentlemen who play this game can immediately relate to, since they both share the same goals. To defend woman from objectification and eradicate ignorance and simple-mindedness.