The Mischievous Adventures part 248

(Later)

: "Gadnibbit rabbits running off my yard and then sum." Someone knocks on his door : "Oh you got to be-" Opens door "Listen here you black suit red devil if you wan this land then how about you and your boys face me and my shotgun!!!" : "Ahh! Please don't hurt me!!!" : "What in the-Who are you!?" : "I-I'm Tristana, I just wanted to ask if you wanted some girl scout cookies." : "And why in redneck tarnation would I do that-....Wait...are those Almond biscuits?" : "Um, yeah?" : "Two packs, who much?" : "Wait, really?" : "Yes now how much?" : "Um, that be....$8." : Hands her $8 instantly : "Ok, here's your two packs of Almond biscuits." : "Good, now get!" : "R-Right sir!" Walks away : "......HAHAHAHAAHAHA Yes!!! Finally!!!" : "Hahahaha yes!!! Finally!!!"