Proposed Nidalee rework

Passive: Shove A Length Of Rusty Barbed Wire Up Your Urethra And Fuck Yourself To Death You Miserable Festering Pile Of Fucking Garbage: Clicking on Nidalee in champion select automatically bans the player and awards a win to the enemy team. Attempting to purchase a Nidalee skin causes the player's credit card information to be distributed to all other players. Q, W, E, R: No, Seriously, Fuck You: Nidalee transforms into a cat and explodes, dealing 6000% of her maximum health in true damage and instantly destroying the nexus.

Any thoughts?