WHERE IS PHOENIX ANIVIA?

It is a well established fact that the main determiner of who wins a League of Legends match is based on which team is most thematically cohesive (e.g. the Dunk Squad, and the all purple team). Skins exist in order to allow us to play the compositions that we most enjoy, while not being penalized for an incohesive team. Fire is a common theme in League of Legends, (e.g. Annie, Shyvana, Wildfire Zyra, and Infernal Alistar). That leaves many opportunities for realistically successful team compositions. Playing the common bot lane combination of Anivia and Annie, I have noticed that I lose at least 25% of my games! That seems absurdly high! I was thinking of possible reasons, and it struck me that of course the one thing lacking is thematic cohesion. Why is there no Phoenix Anivia skin!? It just makes sense.

Riot, I urge to solve this great problem of our generation. And if you ask, "why not just buy the frostfire Annie skin?", I'd tell you that I didn't realize there was such a skin until I was 3/4 of the way through writing this essay, and since no one reads to the bottom of these things anyways, no one would realize my mistake.

Sincerely, The Arson