Drill Sergeant/Commando Twisted Fate

I'm sitting in class and thinking about League and I was thinking about Twisted Fate . For those who do not know TF has an ability to "pick a card" from three cards: blue,(mana return), red(aoe damage/slow), and yellow(stun). What a lot of people do not know is that pick a card function keeps shuffling even when the ability is not activated. For instance if you were to keep a count of one, two ,three while playing whenever you activate the ability depending on if you counted at the correct speed you would know exactly what card you were on when you activate TF's ability. Why is this significant? Because for anyone whose been in the military and had to keep a count while doing prep drills, push ups, etc. it is a monotonous: one, two, three, one, two, three. I think this would be pretty funny and how can you not think that a round&brown wouldn't look good on TF.