Kalista: The Spear Chucking Hooker

U LOSE ME WIN·11/21/2014, 9:57:13 PM·1 votes·1,108 views

The Rito servers are down again and now im almost forced to play WoD. Save me. Rito please find a way to fix your servers ASAP.

Kalista, the bitch of the isles, has come to side step all skill shots and brutally finger the bottom lane via her Thresh Thresh LanternThresh type ult, which sucks people into her over the shoulder boulder holder until they dive bomb back out OR she pushes them out like breast milk into a baby's mouth. Lets discuss this champ and all her bot lane rape glory and who to supp her. What do you guys think?

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i am a girl11/21/2014, 9:58:40 PM1 votes

I copywrited the Spear Chucking Hooker already as my superhero name, you can't use it.

P.S. A good new jungle can destroy a Kalista. I'm not afraid. Gank when you feel like. Farm hard. Come out late game with 125 devourer stacks as a champ with a chase and be like "fite me".

As for counters, I think Draven and Lucy counter her pretty well. Lucy especially with his chase.

U LOSE ME WIN11/21/2014, 10:13:49 PM1 votes

You're my hero Spear Chucking Hooker

That's the truth, but she hard counters Ez if her Attack Speed is fast enough, she dodges 90% of his skillshots if they know how to use 1 of her 4 insane passives. I honestly like Kalista, but for now no one really knows how to use her. When the champ gets more popular and as time goes on I can already feel that people will be wrecking shit with this Nutbag of a champ.