FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER VEL'KOZ

You survived the last major battle, right in the nick of time you flashed over the wall and avoided the slaughter that your team had met while trying to take the elusive dragon... should you back? No, the other team is hurt... you decide to push bottom when they least expect it! You throw down your abilities one by one and the minions die with ease. You made it to to tower! You hit it as your team cheers you on from the base, its almost dead and you are moments away from glory! Whats that rustling from the bush? Oh never mind that, you cant be stopped from killing this tower! Out from the bush emerges a giant floating spaghetti monster with such glorious pasta tentacles... you are mesmerized as a giant meatball whacks you in the face and a beam of marinara disintegrates your body. In the end, your aren't even mad. That was awesome, GG flying spaghetti monster Vel'Koz.