Why, oh why did I try my 1/1 promos on Saturday morning?

It's seriously like having to babysit a fucking nursery. The score is 9-5 and 2 members on my team flame and give up. They talk about how it's time to "open mid" because mid laner goes 1-4 10 minutes in and dies to every single Gragas gank as Lulu. His attitude then makes the ADC and Top laner have a toxic attitude, 3 people quit... a winnable game turns into a slaughter.

I am waiting for the message that this Lulu was permabanned. He does not deserve to play this game, and he needs to age about 10 years and get some self-worth before he is allowed back onto the rift. There is no reason I should have to babysit and coddle these sissy fuckers "you're fine lulu, just play and we'll be alright! it's not close to over" while he sits there and pouts begging for sympathy "NO! NO! It's over! You didn't gank!" Meanwhile I got invaded by Gragas, Pantheon and they kill me before my first clear.. but somehow I end up 4-1-1 before the team ragequits? Yes you are so right Lulu, we lost that game TOTALLY because I didn't hold every single laners hand that game.

Fuckin' Riot Lyte. Why am I forced to cater to fuckboys like this Lulu and be nice, when all they do is shit all over my kindness? **If **I had said a negative word back to him I would be getting chat restricted and/or banned. However, when I try to do the right thing and report... nothing happens. We got at least 4 reports on this kid and no notification.