This system needs to get its priorities straight...
Here's how to fuck it up easily:
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-- Feed. Not too hard, just kinda feed. Make it an "aww shucks I tried m'best" kind of feed. Just play really sloppy and half-assed like a bronze 5 who hasn't slept in 2 days.
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-- Never run into the enemy team, or else people with catch on. Keep your feeding discrete. If you can throw the game without dying, do so at every possible turn. Bait your team into doing bad calls.
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-- Keep spamming shit like "We can win guys we got late" and "Srry mb :("
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-- Bait your teammates into raging at you. If someone takes the bait, reply with provocative, condescending, sanctimonious crap like "just a bad game, stop harassing!", "Keep raging :)", and "ur being toxic pleas stop just smile :)". Don't forget the smiley, ever.
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-- Get people banned and ruin their ranked games at the same time! That'll show those fuckers for trying to win! Competitive? More like competi-banned! How can you possibly be blamed? You're simply having a bad game, and those evil toxic fucktards are HARASSING- no, outright ASSAULTING you, you're the victim here!
Go out there and fuck the community up, guys! Set a great example!
