Please Consider The Following

Naagiinii·9/8/2016, 5:10:35 AM·6 votes·967 views

AFK'ing Please dont start a game of League if you don't think you have enought time to finish it.

Dinner ready in 10 mins? Dont start League Dog's are begging to be walked? Dont start League. Got somewhere to go or something to do? Please dont start a game of League.

It's just not fair to your teammates and makes the game harder and way more unenjoyable for someone ditching the game 20 minutes in. League shouldnt be a top priority in anyones life, so please take care of whatever buisness you have first before you fully commit to a game.

Reporting What is reportable:

  1. INTENTIONAL feeding (see below)
  2. Quitting/Afking
  3. Flaming/Toxicity/ect
  4. Assisting enemy team (I've actually had a Teemo type in all chat where jungler's location/objectives we were going for/who we were focusing/ect)
  5. Cheating

What is not reportable

  1. Feeding - Repeat after me. Every player has bad games. No one here including you has had a perfect game so please stop expecting everyone to have LCS/Worlds type skill.
  2. KSing - This one really bugs me. This is usually a problem in bot lane. Now im not trying to rally an All ADC's Are Assholes commitiee, but if your support lands the kill they're is no reason to be upset about it. Maybe they were caught up in the moment, or trying to CC them so they wont get away, or thought you needed extra help. It shouldnt be a huge issue because you get gold and exp for it anyway. I thing the major this about most players is that they think League is all about getting the most kills or hyper carrying, when really it's about objective securing and teamwork. That is what makes the difference between an A+ and an S
  3. How someone plays a champ - This one is debatable because they're are some troll builds that never work (AP Garen/AD LeBlanc), but if you wanna build Full AP Soraka (Full AP Raka will fill your HP bar by at least 40% in one w btw), or Jungle Karma (I've seen this become actually viable) try it in normals first, then ask your team in champ select if they are ok with it. For me i'm open to most off meta picks/builds and so should everyone else. How are we going to ever going to have fun with League with the same old shit every game?

Feeding: A New Hope

So you're 1/5/0 and down 100 cs against your laner, what are you gonna do? Not to worry all you have to do is just FAP!

F - Farm under turret. The best thing you can do is not push lane at all and cs under the safety of your turret. (Unless of course your up against divers like Ekko orVi )

A - Ask and Assist. Don't be afraid to admit you need some help. So ask your local jungler for some backup. Especially if your farming under turret and your laner is pushed deep into your lane, your jungler should be more than happy to assist. And if your jungler is AFK farming until 6 (btw that's not cool. I main Diana jg and ive pulled off successful ganks pre-6), you could potentially ask other lanes to assist. More than likely they would love a chance to get a kill or assist to get ahead in theyre own lane. And if all else fails, stall until mid game and help ecure objectives like Baron/Dragon/Herald. Find someway to be helpful!

P - Play Safe. Unless you get a major power spike after buying a certain item (eg Irelia +item 3078) or finally getting your ulti, you should not engage on your enemy. Focus on farm and poke with caution! Save an cc or mobility abilities for when your engaged on.

Dont forget to FAP![slayer-jinx-wink]

All jokes aside, this is just basic things that each player should think about.

11 Comments

Itankyou9/8/2016, 5:21:25 AM2 votes

I afk when my house is on fire, which is every day hehe xd Draven

oSEXYPLATYPUSo9/8/2016, 5:16:16 AM1 votes

yea but when you get beat 0-3 in lane and the enemy laner is freezing it keep you from farming your teammates ignore your lane and refused to help even if you are getting dove. then when the game turns and goes south for everyone the flaming, shaming and blaming starts. with out fail , this happens at least 75% of the time.

aspects19/8/2016, 5:15:54 AM1 votes

sometimes, its very hard to farm under tower against something like jayce top with a ton of poke. it becomes more like drop all the farm and just get the xp, or attempt to farm, and get poked a ton

RogueWill9/8/2016, 12:38:19 PM1 votes

What if i have 30-40 min and game last more than that??? usually 40 min is enough to finish a game (usually i start an ARAM if this is he case since they are shorter but again sometimes I have to leave 40 min in)

And I always say before hand that I'm going to play Singed because the way usually singed is played it involves dying a lot to achieve your objectives (Turrets and double pressure) and sometimes people can deal with your top being 0/2 but with a 30 cs lead a few minutes into the game and the flaming and grieving start. Once I got ganked by MID and jungle 3 times under 10 min. Unfortunately I end up dying 2 of those times, one to the mid laner and one to the top laner, fortunately one of those times my jungler was close by (he just have gotten his blue) and he got one is return, so I was 0/2/1 not the best start but I was against Panth and I knew I would outscale him once I get 1 item so I was not that worried. Then enemy hit laner hits 6 and dive mid, gets a solo kill, my teammates start grieving about me feeding his lane, despite that by that point mid had roamed 3 times already, my teamate stood mid all the three times and he couldn't get an XP or gold advantage at all, he even was some CS behind (like 5 CS so not something too wide)

Morality Coach9/8/2016, 10:08:05 PM1 votes

I have no problem with people afking. Rarely is a game interesting enough that I want to see people farm it all the way out to minute 40 and then have a comeback.

Short games are way more fun win or loss. If everyone is super good I like long games, but like normal queue, low ELO every long game is a nightmare to me.

Telephone Booth9/9/2016, 12:01:02 AM1 votes

Man you used "they're" every time and not one of them was right. They're= they are.

Princess Íncest9/8/2016, 12:27:06 PM1 votes

"So you're 1/5/0 and down 100 cs against your laner, what are you gonna do? Not to worry all you have to do is just FAP!"

you just have to ff@20 and prepare to get flamed