I have 13 mins of queue dodge, while i listen to some music let me write this...

So, i was queueing up for normals to play that cancerous abomination of brokeness that is camille, but in the jungle, unfortunately she gets banned by the enemy team, for once bronzetards didn't banned amumu/blitz/shen/teemo and in the single game where i decided to play cancerille they woke up and realized "uh, that busted champ is a thing, let's ban her". Whatever, it happens, unlucky.

So my brain switches its attention to vayne... "Mmmh" i think, "what if she can ACTUALLY jungle since tristana, kindred and graves can... she has nice damage, farms fast, scales well, somewhat ok ganks and thanks to the ravenous hunter rune you get a blabton of heal off your W which is a lot..." But due to being the responsible and mature player that i am despite the underaged squealing bronzetards yelling at me call me "noob" i decide that maybe isn't the wisest of things to play her with no experience on how she clears (spoiler: she can, go play her.) And so i dodge. 5 minutes, whatever, just the right amount of time that i need to test her in practice tool (thank goodness riot didn't locked out of queue practice tool as well, phew...)

I queue up for the next game, i announce my intent of playing vayne jungle reassuring my team that i'm not trolling and i know what i'm doing and the vermin dogshit 3-4 troll man premade which is the cancer that's making riot millions since people that play with friends are more likely to buy skins and it's killing in the meantime normal games (i can't go throw myself into the rankeds trolls to escape the normals trolls, at least when i get fucked in the ass by trolls in normals all i lose is sanity, health and 30-60 minutes but my LP and mmr are left unharmed) decides to ban vayne typing in chat "I'm the troll xD" and they start spitting unfunny memes in chat laughing without a single care in the world, they also announce that top (the guy who instabanned vayne) wants to go camille, but since i don't want to make the situation even worse i'm just forced to dodge, and now here i am typing this.

Trolls, retards, premades, offservers and feeders run rampant left and right, but good thing they don't say mean things to eachother! xxDddD Not counting the 2 previous games where the 2 morons i had as support (since i need to unlock the chests and i ran out of junglers i decided to play one of my secondary roles for a breath of fresh air) that sent me 1/11 by afking in the bush, spamming aimless spells for no reason and throwing themselves at the enemy when it wasn't the right time to fight.

Just my 2 cents to let know riot how it feels like to play league of legends in case they're playing dumb as always and ignoring stuff.