Group therapy! Super-salty mega-thread, blow off steam

SnakDatSmilesBak·5/29/2017, 2:08:04 AM·12 votes·2,076 views

Other gaming forums have a thread like this where players can go to dump their salt instead of making hundreds of "my bronze team sucked" threads. So let's get started!

I'm pretty salty from a game today when my adc said I'm a troll and muted me because I play off meta. This bozo was then the person who got caught pushing bot lane while the rest of us took baron because he couldn't see my baron call in chat. >:(

I'm not exactly sure which forum is best for this so I chose the sub-forum with the saltiest posts. XD a mod can move it if some other sub-forum fits better.

Edit: Guys lmao keep them coming, some of these are really funny!

82 Comments

Deep Terror Nami5/29/2017, 3:48:04 AM4 votes

I'm salty that mods don't actually have the ability to move threads to a different board.

Aptest5/31/2017, 11:10:07 AM3 votes

Dear mid laner:

I can understand you playing passively on your tower while the veigar roams all over the place and not even bothering to ward his paths.

what i can't understand, is you soloing taking the blue buff while being 0/4, taking more than half your hp in damage from blue, and then going to your lane with 20% hp to farm-off against the 7/1/3 veigar.

Umbral Regent5/29/2017, 2:33:09 AM2 votes

I get salty basically every time there's a duo/trio/quad queue matched up with me, because if the match goes sour, they absolutely ensure that Surrender votes don't pass.

And god, what better way to earn IP than to drag out a godawful losing match and troll your teammates who just want to make an obvious win not take a half-hour to wrap up? 46 IP is totally worth it. Totally.

Niyumi5/29/2017, 2:48:42 AM2 votes

I have too much salt to fit into a single thread.

ThePikol5/31/2017, 10:12:34 AM2 votes

Wow, another losestreak after winstreak. Yet another time when I get to Silver I with ease I get bad teamates to fall back. Will I ever be Gold? And even when we have afk, feeder or obvious troll, my team somehow manages to flame me for loss...

Wiggle Dat Butt5/31/2017, 8:35:39 PM2 votes

I'm tired of getting the worse jungler of the two, and junglers having so much influence on the game.

You know what REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS THOUGH? Is that we've had 2 years of this garbage ass tank meta, and now Riot's great idea is to put in all these fuckking shield and support items with insanes amount of shielding and healing bonuses so now we have to deal with tanks AND shielders.

I genuinely hope this company goes bankrupt.

LyingOnLine6/1/2017, 6:20:21 AM2 votes

Just had a game. Loading screen comes up and I see I'm stuck with yet another trio in a normals game. Joy. Whatever, I start playing. I shit on my enemy in lane (I later discover he's Bronze 5, where I'm in like...high gold low plat MMR) and a couple of good ganks by the jungler, who's one of the duo, put me really ahead. So my mid, who's playing Viktor, gets absolutely shat on by a Riven mid. I later discover she's Diamond 3. Yaaaaaay, matchmaking. Anyways, mid, jungle, and bot are all scrapping around really hard, trading kills for no reason other than there was a champ there and they wanted to fight. This goes on while my enemy laner roams away and I take the opportunity to take two towers top. Nothing too impressive so far, but they're scrapping mid again, so I show up and shit all over them.

Things progress from there. I end up really fed and super big, but the rest of my team is totally incompetent, and can't win a fight without me there. Not even a 4v4. Lucky me. And I can't splitpush because Riven will just lolmobility away and engage on them, and Viktor can't splitpush because he's shit. This type of thing goes on for a while, with us unable to do any pushing because they have a Cait and I can't get any side waves pushing. Barons get traded, fights get fought, picks get made. Eventually, while we have an inhib down we manage to pick some off and take two inhibs in return. I signal for us to get out of there and we do, running back up mid, Riven and her team trailing us the whole time. Then THIS HALF-HEALTH RETARD VIKTOR decides to pop ghost and engage on the Riven. Naturally, we follow up because we have no other choice.

We lose the fight, get wiped, lose the game. And Viktor has the temerity to blame me for it. Mind you, at the end of this game I am 17/3/14, with 301 CS. And this fucktard with less than 200 CS thinks that everything is my fault. "Nasus, why didn't you just win the game? Nasus, why did we lose? Nasus, why don't you babysit us all of the time?" **BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT, VIKTOR. YOU'RE SHIT AND YOU DRAG EVERYBODY ELSE DOWN WITH YOU, ESPECIALLY YOUR TRIO. **

In other news, I am sick to fucking death of getting queued with trios in normal draft.

JJI7445/31/2017, 3:37:10 PM1 votes

Dear teammates: you are, collectively, 0/13/8. As a group of 4, you have more deaths than kills and assists combined, and four of those assists are from a single kill. I am 6/2/0. Maybe, just MAYBE, you should at least consider listening to my calls, as opposed to going off to try to farm sidelanes. You cannot "farm it out." In about 2 minutes, if that, the enemy team is going to go as 5 down mid and wreck our base, we NEED to make a catch to stall. Once one is dead you can go farm a while, but right now we desperately need to get a kill before they just up an end the game.

Doodlzzz6/17/2017, 2:23:13 AM1 votes

here's to my 0/10 toplaner who still thinks he can 1v1 the enemy fiora

Troll for Trump6/1/2017, 3:31:05 AM1 votes

Stop spamming the link and calling random OPs salty; it generates more harm than help. If they're salty, let them find this thread. If they can't find the thread because it's not upvoted enough or generating that much traffic, maybe it's a bad idea.

Frostmorne6/17/2017, 9:00:32 AM1 votes

a toast to my full on feeding team that went 1/10, 0/9, 1/8/and 3/11 here's to ya!

GULAG 4 U6/2/2017, 8:06:35 PM1 votes

I'm sick of the amount of people downvoting other arguments because they disagree and can't prove the other argument wrong. It's fucking frustrating.

JJI7446/14/2017, 8:11:08 PM1 votes

Game #1: LB mid has under 100 CS in a 30 minute game. This is Plat btw.

Game #2: Well, it can't get any worse right? Nunu jungle 40 minute game, 87 CS. Under 23 CS per ten minutes. You can literally do ONLY KRUGS and have more CS than that.

GeckoHD5/31/2017, 5:42:54 AM1 votes

You wanna see a fuck shit ranked games ? Check my history and you'll see the worst teammates ever created. No knowledge about anything and just feeding thw fucking shitass of everyone, they have feed even a leona supp HOW the fucking hell YOU feed a LEONA !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Aptest6/17/2017, 2:02:08 AM1 votes

I am ashamed to say I won this:

Both team's ADC RQ around the 15 min mark. The enemy cait RQ because she got dove under her tower and got killed... and the friendly Ashe RQ because the support got the kill.

SecondAirbane5/30/2017, 3:48:46 PM1 votes

fuck children fuck weekends i wanna ** ^^$$^%^%$^%^^*BYHTYHTHY%$RRER

fell from silver 3 to silver 4 had to climb back all night thanks you stupid bronze fucking 5 years olds