(Low E.L.O.) Ranked Sucks.

every low elo game is the same, it's really !@#$ing annoying to deal with. here are the possible outcomes:

GENERAL OUTCOMES: -you are nice, very positive. but your team isn't, so you get walked all over or you seem like a korean smurf, who knows. your team's flame really heats you up, so you are tilted for the next couple of hours. FUN TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC, you forgot to mute the toxic players, so it gets ya booty hole real wide TOP/MID -feed out your ass, team flames you for doing so, defeat because you were too tilted to pick it back up -do really well, gank other lanes, but your team gets mad at one little mistake. then all hell breaks loose and defeat is achieved. -do good vs someone strong in low elo, but team doesn't know what counter building is, so, defeat (e.g. you ruin a , but the team doesn't buy a or a , so wins all the teamfights. i mean, you could get it yourself, but you'd get flamed for "not building tank") -magically do good, carry the game, but a player on your team makes it really hard by being a dickhead. TILTED, but victory

JUNGLE: -farm all game, team somehow doesn't know what passive means, defeat -gank a little bit, farm a lot. team starts a bunch of crappy fights and it bites them back in the ass. OR team gets mad because you --dont help them in a fight where someone like . D E F E A T -gank so much that you fall behind and "FEEEEEEEEED" the enemy tryndamere, or whatever. ddddddefeat -WOW, the enemy is really good at taking drakes. woah-woah-wo-"Enemy TRIPLE KILL, Enemy QUADRA KILL, ENEMY PENTAKILL" fun game with all these "op" champs amirite, defeat

BOT (adc or support)

ADC -"ALLY PENTA-CS" you're really good at farming, but your team thinks that farming kills is more important. the games takes much longer than expected, so they surpass your team's strength. "gg" defeat -you get stuck with teammates who think that giving you kills is just "seen" as necessary. they take all of the kills and leave you in the dirt. you end up dying for no reason, and as , you're useless in that case. the enemy adc is doing much better than you, so they decimate your former friends, and you get flamed for not doing good as . defeat -you are really fed. like, GODDAMN! but...the is fed, so you get rekt and she carries. ayylmao, iz a deefeet -support is actually a double agent, ruins your career by simply existing. takes all the kills, wastes the gold, and leaves you behind, even while playing as braum. yay, defeat?

Support -whoo, early kills for big brother is great. "an ally has disconnected" oh crap, there goes your freelo...defeat -"an enemy is GODLIKE" please shaco, gank us. defeat -9 minutes into the game " , THEY'VE BEEN AT OUR TURRET SINCE THE START, GANK" wukong then comes into lane with 420 hp, and dies... has red and blue, with a . defeat -omg, i ward, but my adc doesn't see that (ha, blind jokes) coming. uhh, he's 1/7/1 and it's only 10 mins in...defeat -this adc does no dmg, our mid laner hasn't ganked us, jungler doesn't know we exist, and top didn't take teleport. defeat

Now, i know that these aren't the only outcomes. Lag, actual trolls, etc, exist, but I got lazy. Do you agree? Do you have any to add? pls make me laugh, im tilted. (also, there's the moments where they ban your selected champ and that tilts you 180 degrees.)