Ear's guide to never being chat restricted/banned

CLG ear·12/31/2015, 6:01:51 AM·25 votes·2,166 views

Step 1. Don't be immature

If Step 1 doesn't work go to step 2:

Step 2. Remove Enter key from keyboard.

Now you will never be chat restricted or banned for toxic chat

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30 Comments

CarameI Frappe12/31/2015, 9:44:14 AM14 votes

Tip: If you feel like ranting or belittling people, instead type the opposite! It's what I do in all chat.

/all: Good fight /all: Nice gank /all: Well done rival team

Ends up making enemy team like you, telling you nice things in chat, and suddenly you forgot as to why you got mad in the first place. This applies to your own ally team as well, and trust me... even if they've screwed up or you're enraged- just rant loudly to yourself but don't type it in because it'll only make everyone have a bad time.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

shyv12/31/2015, 7:21:57 AM4 votes

stop posting animey

Phuc Dat Bich12/31/2015, 2:30:27 PM3 votes

how to not be banned

Fire lyte from riot so the game to be like it was before lyte come in

I really wonder why back then toxicity wasent a thing but now it a big thing

Oh i know because the report option wasent on so nobody was

"Omg you dont gank me? REPORTED"

aND THEN of course after than a shitstorm start the jungler would be like "Yeah report me because you suck and you overextend"

and then the laner is all like "No you just afk in the jungle you are a retard reported you noob"

and goes on and on

Good job lyte you sure stop the toxicity problem by making it worst

Rand0mH3r0X1/1/2016, 12:27:30 AM3 votes

Step 1 should've been :Mute before hitting 3min into the game. Step 2: Identify who could troll Step 3: Mute them after 7min to see if they troll slightly less than half the game you want to play with them. Step 4: Pinging is the only way they can bother you, so begin to ignore them cause Riot doesn't mute pings. Step 5: Pretend X Lane doesn't exist, and take the CS if X player(muted) follows you to troll you. Step 6: /ff @ 20 and report. Chances are the chat is littered with profanity from X player, and they'll be banned. Step 7: ?? Step 8: Success!

10110011100012/31/2015, 8:04:54 AM3 votes

Step 3: Don't act like the character in the op.

esmelar12/31/2015, 6:05:18 AM2 votes

Number one, Good advice

Also people people uses Enter for other things like sending mail, so I dont recommend number two

also, who's that girl?

Faith Breaker12/31/2015, 7:15:26 AM2 votes

I enjoy my freedom of speech, and nothing this game or Riot does to me or the account I don't even own bothers me enough to forfeit my right to free speech.

DJColdCutz12/31/2015, 2:08:34 PM2 votes

My guide to never getting a chat restriction/ban: Step 1: Flame/rage at your team for every little thing for one game. Make them cry like the sensitive babies they are. Intentionally bait them into flaming you. Report them at the end of the game. Step 2: Play several normal games where you do not say anything or act out in any way.

Repeat Step 1 and 2 as many times as you want, because the tried and true rito system won't catch you if you're a smart troll.

TDubH12/31/2015, 8:03:47 AM1 votes

Wow, i tried this in game and it really helped! after the game i didn't get an EARful from riot, indeed i had nothing to be fEARful of, and then when i was trying to communicate i realized that it didn't matter, they opperating with COUNTER-LOGIC and that if they had a brain they'd listen to pings and not make the COUNTER-LOGICal choice

Sorry OP, your name triggered my pun department a little bit.

themachamp1/1/2016, 9:15:22 AM1 votes

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Step 1. Don't be immature

If Step 1 doesn't work go to step 2:

Step 2. Remove Enter key from keyboard.

Now you will never be chat restricted or banned for toxic

Or riot could make it so that solo quer dont run into the 3-4 man pre-made hit squads.......that'll help a lot too.

Xilixer1/1/2016, 9:37:23 AM1 votes

id think id rather be chat restricted.

MrWasjig1/3/2016, 4:00:35 PM1 votes

I have an even easier guide that only has ONE step. That's right, a single step.

Step 1: Keep your damn mouth shut.

BOOM! Done! Easy. No risk of getting in trouble.

Dominick Destine1/17/2016, 10:32:08 AM1 votes

Anna Nishikinomiya ftw.

She makes the best cookies.