Ear's guide to never being chat restricted/banned

CLG ear·Dec 31, 2015·25 votes·2,166 views

Step 1. Don't be immature

If Step 1 doesn't work go to step 2:

Step 2. Remove Enter key from keyboard.

Now you will never be chat restricted or banned for toxic chat

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30 Comments

CarameI FrappeDec 31, 201514 votes

Tip: If you feel like ranting or belittling people, instead type the opposite! It's what I do in all chat.

/all: Good fight /all: Nice gank /all: Well done rival team

Ends up making enemy team like you, telling you nice things in chat, and suddenly you forgot as to why you got mad in the first place. This applies to your own ally team as well, and trust me... even if they've screwed up or you're enraged- just rant loudly to yourself but don't type it in because it'll only make everyone have a bad time.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

shyvDec 31, 20154 votes

stop posting animey

IcyPepperDec 31, 201535 votes

http://reactionface.net/reactionface/images/original/797.jpg?new=1

Laughing FishJan 1, 20163 votes

http://45.media.tumblr.com/a21066172ac919b764ee2791bfae8f40/tumblr_nw98tesbqL1uvbbyoo1_400.gif

101100111000Dec 31, 20153 votes

Step 3: Don't act like the character in the op.

Phuc Dat BichDec 31, 20153 votes

how to not be banned

Fire lyte from riot so the game to be like it was before lyte come in

I really wonder why back then toxicity wasent a thing but now it a big thing

Oh i know because the report option wasent on so nobody was

"Omg you dont gank me? REPORTED"

aND THEN of course after than a shitstorm start the jungler would be like "Yeah report me because you suck and you overextend"

and then the laner is all like "No you just afk in the jungle you are a retard reported you noob"

and goes on and on

Good job lyte you sure stop the toxicity problem by making it worst

Rand0mH3r0XJan 1, 20163 votes

Step 1 should've been :Mute before hitting 3min into the game. Step 2: Identify who could troll Step 3: Mute them after 7min to see if they troll slightly less than half the game you want to play with them. Step 4: Pinging is the only way they can bother you, so begin to ignore them cause Riot doesn't mute pings. Step 5: Pretend X Lane doesn't exist, and take the CS if X player(muted) follows you to troll you. Step 6: /ff @ 20 and report. Chances are the chat is littered with profanity from X player, and they'll be banned. Step 7: ?? Step 8: Success!

CLG earJan 1, 20162 votes

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Step 1 should've been :Mute before hitting 3min into the game. Step 2: Identify who could troll Step 3: Mute them after 7min to see if they troll slightly less than half the game you want to play with them. Step 4: Pinging is the only way they can bother you, so begin to ignore them cause Riot doesn't mute pings. Step 5: Pretend X Lane doesn't exist, and take the CS if X player(muted) follows you to troll you. Step 6: /ff @ 20 and report. Chances are the chat is littered with profanity from X player, and they'll be banned. Step 7: ?? Step 8: Success!

you see that's just too complex. You need to simplify like I did.

Vistha KaiJan 1, 20163 votes

Then...

Step 1: /mute all Step 2: Report everybody after the game.

esmelarDec 31, 20152 votes

Number one, Good advice

Also people people uses Enter for other things like sending mail, so I dont recommend number two

also, who's that girl?

FroggoDGAFDec 31, 20152 votes

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Number one, Good advice

Also people people uses Enter for other things like sending mail, so I dont recommend number two

also, who's that girl?

Step 3: After the game(s), replace enter key. Problem solved. :3

101100111000Dec 31, 20151 votes

Look up Shimoneta and post your reaction.

Maximum MordeDec 31, 20152 votes

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Look up Shimoneta and post your reaction.

O.o was my reaction. Followed by the normal disgust that I have for all things weeb.

esmelarDec 31, 20151 votes

Well I just saw and I was like, this looks like pretty normal an.... OH MY GOD!!!!, started to LMAO so hard :P

CLG earDec 31, 20151 votes

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Well I just saw and I was like, this looks like pretty normal an.... OH MY GOD!!!!, started to LMAO so hard :P

yeah it's funny and ridiculous, but I wouldn't be surprised if the world became like that in a few decades or so. Look at Demolition Man the movie.

WolfBVJan 1, 20161 votes

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Look up Shimoneta and post your reaction.

Love Nectar. Okey.

DEGplaysJan 2, 20161 votes

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Look up Shimoneta and post your reaction.

DON'T look up Shimoneta unless you are: 18 and up understand the concept of dirty words/images enjoy the art of "Anime" or "Manga" Not easily offended by anything

CLG earJan 2, 20161 votes

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DON'T look up Shimoneta unless you are: 18 and up understand the concept of dirty words/images enjoy the art of "Anime" or "Manga" Not easily offended by anything

its ironic because an anime about rebelling against censorship censors everything

101100111000Jan 3, 20161 votes

To be fair, it goes a lot farther with the issues driving it despite the censorship.

falldown010Dec 31, 20151 votes

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Number one, Good advice

Also people people uses Enter for other things like sending mail, so I dont recommend number two

also, who's that girl?

a big pervert , no kidding, she's obsessed with the main character its from Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai

Faith BreakerDec 31, 20152 votes

I enjoy my freedom of speech, and nothing this game or Riot does to me or the account I don't even own bothers me enough to forfeit my right to free speech.

LeadpaintchipsDec 31, 20151 votes

You also have the freedom to not speak, and this is for all those people who are part of the problem where we drive new people from our community, so if you are not part of the problem, no need for you to take this advice.

BalitharDec 31, 20154 votes

Freedom of speech protects you from the government restricting your right to free speech. It doesn't mean you have freedom of speech in an environment a company or corporation provides. Otherwise workers would be able to call their bosses assholes and get away with it without any repercussions. this "environment" isn't limited to work places or real environments, it also refers to websites where users are subject to the company's filtering for using their service. So enjoy your freedom of speech that the government isn't allowed to do anything about, just be wary everyone else doesn't fall under the laws of freedom of speech.

Faith BreakerJan 1, 20161 votes

Riot cannot inhibit me in any way, are you daft?

DJColdCutzDec 31, 20152 votes

My guide to never getting a chat restriction/ban: Step 1: Flame/rage at your team for every little thing for one game. Make them cry like the sensitive babies they are. Intentionally bait them into flaming you. Report them at the end of the game. Step 2: Play several normal games where you do not say anything or act out in any way.

Repeat Step 1 and 2 as many times as you want, because the tried and true rito system won't catch you if you're a smart troll.

TDubHDec 31, 20151 votes

Wow, i tried this in game and it really helped! after the game i didn't get an EARful from riot, indeed i had nothing to be fEARful of, and then when i was trying to communicate i realized that it didn't matter, they opperating with COUNTER-LOGIC and that if they had a brain they'd listen to pings and not make the COUNTER-LOGICal choice

Sorry OP, your name triggered my pun department a little bit.

themachampJan 1, 20161 votes

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Step 1. Don't be immature

If Step 1 doesn't work go to step 2:

Step 2. Remove Enter key from keyboard.

Now you will never be chat restricted or banned for toxic

Or riot could make it so that solo quer dont run into the 3-4 man pre-made hit squads.......that'll help a lot too.