A transcript of a post-game chat I just had.

Bionic Potato··3 votes·740 views

I lost lane in a recent game. Pretty hard, actually, I ended up 0-5 at one point. Despite coming back to do quite a bit in teamfights and finishing the game 16/10, I got constantly flamed by my Orianna because I lost lane in the beginning of the game. Here's the post-game chat.

Note that this post adds nothing of value to this board, and I just figured I'd share it cause I found it entertaining.

Me: gg wp Other Teammate: you guys just couldnt listen could ya :/ Me: well that's strange. Me: It says on the stats that I did much more damage than ori Me: that must be a mistake because nobody is a better player than ori Orianna: why is it always in my series Me: idk maybe it's karma Me: for you being a shitty person Orianna: maybe youre a fucking idiot Me: nah Me: the former Me: that's more likely Orianna: of course you did more damage i had to play like a pussy to avoid the two players you fed Me: you a duo with soraka? Me: Cause if you are, tell her she's cool. Orianna: kill yourself Me: Oh, wouldn't want riot seeing this Me: that's one of their red flag words Orianna: lol Me: that automatically gets registered Me: what a shame, buddy Orianna: funny how i havent been banned yet Me: yes it is Me: kinda funny how I somehow hit honor 5 playing darius Me: but hey Me: one game totally defines a person's character Orianna: i only flame people when they singlehandedly lose my game Me: so if someone has a bad game they must be mentally deficient Me: I didn't singlehandedly lose the game. Orianna: like Me: Your attitude did. Me: good day to you sir. Orianna: you were 0/5 in lane Orianna: how the fuck Orianna: just sit at tower Me: didn't work Orianna: you fucking piece of garbage Me: oh, are you sad? Orianna: THEN GO SIT IN BASE Me: I'm so sorry for making you sad Me: Here, let me help Me: You're a beautiful person and I appreciate you Orianna: ANYWHERE THAT DOESNT GIVE YI AND TRYND MORE KILLS Me: feel better? Orianna: if you lose your next 10 games ill feel better Orianna: cause then ill never have to see you again Me: well Me: then you'll be sorely disappointed, won't you Me: but you don't have to be so negative Orianna: thats kinda my thing Me: it is? Orianna: im dissapointed by my teammates Orianna: all the time Me: if you always get disappointed Me: maybe you're the disappointing one Orianna: maybe i win every game when my teammates dont feed Orianna: maybe Me: oh Me: well Me: then why don't you have a 100% winrate Orianna: because of you Orianna: and people like you Me: see there Me: there's your issue Me: you refuse to improve Me: and it's always someone else Orianna: you really did buy into riots whole "being kind makes you win games" bullshit Me: It did Orianna: you realize they dont have any real stats to back that up right Me: I had an 8 game winstreak last week Orianna: they just say it because they want to improve peoples attitudes Me: Moved from silver 5 to silver 23 Me: 2* Orianna: good for you Me: I mean, I feel better Orianna: i still hope you die Me: so we're both sitting here Me: and you're mad at me Me: and I'm gonna forget all about you Orianna: i have nothing better to do my series is over Me: which one of us is better off, hmm? Orianna: so i may as well make you feel like shit Me: I'm trying to help you, little guy Me: my friendo Orianna: ill crush your balls Orianna: if i ever see you in real life Me: good thing you won't Orianna: yeah Orianna: disappointed again Me: cause I'm in california Me: and you're probably not Orianna: i hate people from california Me: but what do you gain from being angry at someone over a video game? Orianna: theyre all full of themselves Me: I am full of myself Me: not cause I'm from california though Orianna: and they think they are so morally perfect Me: Well, I try to be a good person. Me: Doesn't always work out. Me: You should too. Orianna: im being a good person right now by discouraging a bad person Me: Sometimes, you should ask yourself Orianna: thats what being an adult is like Me: "Why am I angry? Me: Is it worth it to be angry?" Orianna: yeah it definitely is Me: Right now you're just hurting yourself Me: don't hurt yourself Orianna: kill yourself Me: you're making yourself feel bad Orianna: seriously Orianna: acting like you have the moral high ground Me: you gain nothing from that Me: I don't Me: you're right Orianna: fuck you Me: I lost you the game Me: happy? Orianna: now youre just saying shit because you want yourself to look good Orianna: because you have to win the argument Me: Am I? Orianna: becuase you couldnt win the game Orianna: does that hit you in the right spot? Me: neither could you. Orianna: trying to accomodate for your weaknesses? Me: there's no argument Me: you're angry Me: stop being angry Orianna: i dont think bjergsen could have won that game Me: think what you will Me: you'll gain nothing from being mad at me Me: Don't be one of those people who flames Orianna: youll gain nothing from playing league ever again Me: I'll gain LP. Orianna: ha Orianna: thats really funny Orianna: let me give you a hint Me: Or maybe I won't. Orianna: feeding doesnt win games Me: It's a game. Orianna: oh right Orianna: its just a game Me: You're yelling at a minor over a game. Orianna: thats why you queued up for ranked Me: I want to win. Orianna: oh that makes it even better Me: you want to win Orianna: so if you want to win then it means more than just a game Me: but sometimes you lose Me: faker himself does not have a 100% winrate Me: so just Orianna: kill yourself before the world has to deal with you as an adult Me: go play another Orianna: i really recommend it Me: I wouldn't like to take the same route as your account, thanks. Orianna: you really think im gonna get banned Me: no Orianna: so Me: but maybe you'll have a little bit of worry Me: in the back of your mind. Orianna: im definitely not worried Me: Good Orianna: id have to try pretty hard to get banned Me: so you can focus on calming down Orianna: youre the first person ive flamed in a long time Orianna: feels good Orianna: i hope you die Me: thanks buddy. Orianna: you must be mad Orianna: otherwise you wouldnt waste your time on this conversation Me: You know what Me: you're right Me: I'm mad Me: you win Orianna: lol Me: I'm absolutely furious Me: feel better? Orianna: im just imagining you in this pussy fake therapist voice Orianna: and its so funny Orianna: because you think youre so smartt Me: send me that discord, will you? Me: oh wait that was someone else Orianna: and youre actually the fucking idiot who couldnt figure out that they should sit at tower after dying twice Me: ah well Orianna: it was raka Me: yep, you're right Orianna: theres the therapist voice again Me: yeah Me: I'm saying this all out loud right now Orianna: thats your only response "oh youre so right lets talk about that" Me: because it'll help you Me: trust me Me: fine then let's not talk about it Me: you think about it Orianna: there you go again Orianna: being a fake therapist Me: not this time Orianna: you know what i dont hope you die Me: thanks buddy Orianna: i hope you grow up become a therapist and all your patients commit suicide Me: I hate people, but thanks Orianna: then you lose your license and go to jail for it Me: I would never major in psychology Me: or whatever black magic gets you to be a therapist Orianna: then stop pretending like you know what youre doing Me: I'm not Orianna: lol Me: this isn't therapy Orianna: therapist voice again Me: this is league of legends after-game chat Orianna: totally not therapy were just talking Orianna: just you and me Me: we actually were Orianna: i can do it too Orianna: see? Me: I'm sorry I've never been to therapy Orianna: not hard Me: don't know what it's like Me: probably pretty pleasant though Orianna: its exactly like that Orianna: depends on the therapist Orianna: youre awful Me: You know, for someone with 'nurse' in your name [She had 'Nurse' in her name] Me: you're very unhelpful to people. Orianna: ill have you know im employee of the month and my clients love me Orianna: but nice try Me: Hold up, you're actually a nurse? Orianna: yes Orianna: kill yourself Me: I fear for people Orianna: if you came in needing help i would let you die Me: I can imagine Orianna: from now on when i meet people im gonna ask their summoner name Me: They trust you with human lives? Orianna: if you come up ill just slip something extra in with your pills Me: Dude as long as you're not in New York, Massachusetts, or California I think I'm fine Orianna: youll never know where i might be Orianna: i could be a tall black guy Orianna: i could be a short asian woman Orianna: youll never know Me: so you're definitely neither of those Me: gotta ask for the tall black guy doctors now Orianna: oh thats right im an ugly sonofabitch like you Me: Well I'm glad you think you're so handsome. Orianna: kill yourself Me: if you repeat it enough times it starts to look weird Me: like you actually want an innocent person to die Orianna: i want you to die Me: someone who legitimately is trying to help you Orianna: thats different Orianna: you couldnt help me if you wanted to Me: I bet a therapist could Orianna: im sure Me: You should see one. Orianna: let me just repeat it Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Yes, that was at one point my k/d Orianna: its gonna repeat in your head for weeks now Orianna: 0/5 Me: you are very perceptive Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: maybe it'll give my strokes some good rhythm Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: So at this point, you're probably feeling a little better than you were at the end of the game Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/ Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: that's a plus, right? Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Maybe if I flame you back you'll feel better Orianna: 0/5 Me: hey Orianna: 0/5 Me: ur bad Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: So... Me: you like movies? Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 05 Orianna: 50 Orianna: 05 Orianna: 50 Me: 5/0? Orianna: 05 Orianna: 0505 Orianna: 50 Orianna: 50 Me: I mean I guess that works too Orianna: 050 Orianna: 05 Orianna: 50 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 05 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 50 Orianna: 05 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 50 Orianna: 50 Orianna: 005 Orianna: 05 Orianna: 05 Orianna: 505 Orianna: 05 Orianna: 0/5 Me: "I got angry at someone in an online video game and cursed them out... I did the right thing." Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/05 Me: Cmon man Me: you're better than this Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 9/5 Orianna: 9/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: hang on i should add you so i can invite you to the 0/5 club Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 09/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: It's almost 11 pm here Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: So maybe you're up too late Me: Being a bit irrational Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Give it a couple days and add me back Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: you should be more sensible then Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/50 Me: Can I be in the dps club? Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/ Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Does this help you feel better, or are you making yourself more angry? Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/05 Me: You've been sitting here hitting CTRL V for like 5 minutes Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/05 Me: Either that or you've been sitting here being incredibly inefficient for 5 minutes Orianna: 50/ Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Worryingly, I think it's the latter. Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: I need more checkpoints so I can find my way around here. Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Cause you seem to still be going at it. Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Checkpoint 1 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Checkpoint 2 Me: oh that was like no difference Orianna: 5 Me: getting tired? Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Me: Oh, you have a C9 icon. Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Me: No wonder you can't play. Orianna: 0- Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Me: switching to hyphens now, are we Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Me: fun Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Me: nice job on the diversity Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Me: america needs diversity Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 6 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Me: if I may inqure Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Me: how long do you plan to keep this up? Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Me: I mean, you can leave at any time. Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Me: It's not like I'm keeping you here. Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Me: Run along, child. Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Me: Jesus christ it's been almost 40 minutes Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Me: you should go to bed Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Me: I know I can't command you to do anything Me: but please get some rest Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Me: you're gonna regret this in the morning Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: hang on im gonna queue up an episode of commuinity ill be back to berate you about being bad Me: what's community Me: oh Me: good choice good choice Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Me: maybe this game was all a ruse Me: and I was inting to keep you out of my rank Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Me: I'm a little impressed Orianna: you would wet your pants if you ever got gold Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Me: aren't your hands tired? Me: cause mine would be totally cramped up if I typed the same thing that many times Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Me: I don't think that's a very responsible decision for a nurse to make. Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 5 Orianna: 0 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: How's Community? Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/ Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Does that mean it's good? Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Or bad? Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Cause reviews are generally good for it Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: Hey, can you define "Laboratories of Policy" for me? Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: I need it for my ap gov homework Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Orianna: 0/5 Me: still there? Orianna left the lobby

UPDATE: Somehow, neither of us were punished. Glad to see Riot keeps a watchful eye on the community.

13 Comments

Terozu4 votes

You both deserve to be banned, you for instigating and provoking/encouraging her, and her for being disgraceful. Youre both in the wrong.

Bionic Potato2 votes

I suppose you're right. Maybe Riot'll take away my honor levels.

Terozu1 votes

Look dont get me wrong, the tall black guy short asian girl part had me dying of laughter. But you were still clearly provoking her, and you deserve to be punished as well, next time just leave like a mature adult. You were clearly trying to exasperate the situation because you found it amusing. Otherwise you wouldve left. You wouldve reported and moved on. You wouldnt gave copy pasted all of this in order to embarrass the Orianna. And please dont pretend that wasnt your reason. That Orianna was shitty. She was rude. She deserves punishment, but she was right about one thing. You wanted to show moral high ground. You wanted to look good. You wanted recognition. If this wasnt true, then you wouldve left these logs where they belong, in the end game chat. You wouldnt have come to the boards to embarrass her and get recognition. And you shouldnt have. You may not outright insult people, but everyone knows that what you see outright is almost always superficial. Masking a cold, dark, lonely interior.

BerylCrab2 votes

If you don't mind, can I ask what your KDA was at the end of the game?

Bionic Potato1 votes

16/10/6

BerylCrab4 votes

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16/10/6

are you sure it wasn't 0-5 because for some reason that kda is sticking in my brain

Bionic Potato1 votes

Come to think of it, I think it might have been 0-5...

BerylCrab2 votes

TL DR: OP went 0-5 and this guy totally shamed him for it.

Douglas Funnie2 votes

Stop instigating.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

LMAO. More threads like this please!

Drugoth1 votes

OP, you enjoyed this way too much, I encourage you to see professional help.

Milodic Mellodi1 votes

It's things like this that both restore and destroy my faith in humanity. Restore: There are people that know how to take advantage of a situation, and know not to go too far doing so. (you) Destroy: There are people that clearly don't know when they're too toxic, and just keep on digging themselves deeper in whatever hole they're in. (the Ori) Good on ya mate :)

Bionic Potato1 votes

IMO we both should destroy your faith in humanity. I clearly encouraged her and dragged out this toxicity for the fun of it.

I merely posted this because it's a great example of two unsportsmanlike players in this community having a conversation, and because it's entiertaining.

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